The Return of TONY CLIFTON! TICKET GIVEAWAY [SEATTLE]

CONTEST HAS ENDED!

Controversial lounge singer Tony Clifton returns to the stage again to prove that he isn’t a completely washed-up entertainer once and for all.  The tour makes it’s stop at Seattle‘s Triple Door on Friday, October 8th and should be an exciting night of “music”, “comedy”, and, most importantly, unabashed verbal assaults on you, the audience members.  Here’s your chance to see Clifton live and, with the helps of our friends at Square Peg Concerts, we will be sending one lucky winner to the show with a free pair of tickets.  It’s about time, too; his alter-ego, Andy Kaufman only died 26 years ago.

For entry rules, feel free to jump ahead and scroll down to the bottom. Those less familiar with Clifton, or even those who are, should take a moment to watch this super old televised interview with the man below.  With any luck, it will answer as many questions for you as it creates:

And… here are more details about the event:

WARNING: THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE SHOW EVER!
This is certainly rated R.

Tony Clifton, alter ego of comic genius, Andy Kaufman, will be returning to The Stage for a monumental, special performance on Friday, October 8th – 25 years after Kaufman‘s writer/producer, Bob Zmuda, united comedians for the first time to raise funds for charity. Since then, his Comic Relief organization, with the help of hosts Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, and Robin Williams, has raised millions towards helping the homeless and people in need. They‘ve also been very involved with disaster relief, including the 2006 HBO/TBS special for those affected by Hurricane Katrina.

Clifton, backed by the 12-piece Comic Relief-sponsored Katrina Kiss-My-Ass Orchestra, and burlesque troupe the Cliftonettes, will also be playing the following dates: Wednesday through Friday night – May 19th through 21st. It promises to be a kick-ass, not-to-be-missed show in the intimate nightclub setting of The Comedy Store. Seating is limited, and it will be an unforgettable experience for those present. So where the hell has Clifton been? 2009 was a big year for the musical titan, traveling the country with his troupe, performing to sold out audiences and stellar reviews.

HOW TO ENTER

Alright, so how do you get these tickets?!

First off, go to our official FACEBOOK PAGE and become a fan by clicking the “LIKE” button.

Next, head to the “discussion” section/entry page, which was specifically created for this giveaway.
[that can be found HERE]

Then, just break it down for us as to why you deserve the tickets in your best Tony Clifton impression.  An “impression” might be difficult, due to the entries being in type, but feel free to be aggressive, straight forward, and demanding as you feel is necessary.  We’ll pick the one we like best and put you on the list.  Easy, skeezy!

The Fine Print:

Contest will end at 11:59 pm on Wed. October 6th.  All entries must be received by then to be eligible.

Entrants must be at least 17 years of age.  That’s right, this is actually a Rated R live event.  We’ve never heard of one before either, but it is definitely being advertised as 17+.

Alright… good luck, jerks!

Purchase tickets through this link.

Dead C

Located in Seattle, Dead C is the founder/editor, as well as the principal writer and photographer, of Monster Fresh. Creating the site in 2007, he did so with a specific dream in mind. Unfortunately, being a muscle relaxer-fueled fever dream, it's hard to recall all of the details. "I remember that my mom was there, but it wasn't actually her in the dream, it was actually 70s heart throb, Jan Michael Vincent. And everything took place here, in this room... but it wasn't actually here... it was different. The colors were washed out and, for some reason, there was a raccoon kicking it with us and it was wearing a holographic monocle."

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