Godzilla Size Me! Read more

Godzilla Size Me!

It was another rainy night in suburban central Japan, so I decided to take my night elsewhere, namely to the city of Gifu to see what a rainy Friday night was like in that city which I hesitate, but only slightly, to call romantic. With the rain came some humidity, but still I wore my […]

From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?) Read more

From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)

FOREWARD: *Broadcast Temporarily Interrrupted* I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny.  You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable […]

Halo!  Is it the silver screen you are looking for? Read more

Halo! Is it the silver screen you are looking for?

In grand tradition of being a startup blog; we have to gain access to what the big guys get handed to them by sorting through studio trash cans, cold calling reps, and searching the internet for every scrap of goodness we review for you, our dear reader. Today’s discovery was that the script for the […]

Segway into a Segway Read more

Segway into a Segway

Monsterfresh headquarters is located in the middle of a small neighborhood of Seattle called Fremont. It is a strange mix of hippy, drunk frat boy, and yuppie. The other day while enjoying a cigarette on the observation deck of our wonderful building, a very fat man passed by walking his dog on a fucking Segway. […]

Video of the Month (Aug. 07) Read more

Video of the Month (Aug. 07)

Skateboarding has gotten bigger and bigger over the last decade or so.  More and more kids are going out, getting exercise and doing crazy fresh new shit.  Someone that I have always had tons of respect for, both for his amazing talent and his innovative style, is Rodney Mullen.  This month we just want to […]

Abort! Terminate Misson! (The Sarah Conner Chronicles) Read more

Abort! Terminate Misson! (The Sarah Conner Chronicles)

It’s 10yrs to the day (Aug. 29th 1997) that Skynet software was scheduled to go apeshit, launching trans-global missiles, resulting in a full-on nuclear holocaust, and 23 yrs since the original Terminator film was released and was supposed to have taken place (1984).  It has also been 4 years since the cinematic catastrophe known as T-3: Rise of the Machines and […]

The Simpsons Movie (the Frenzy & the Film) Read more

The Simpsons Movie (the Frenzy & the Film)

THE FRENZY: 18 years after making a huge leap from short segments aired between skits on the Tracy Ullman Show into a huge primetime phenomenon going head to head with the formerly uncontested Cosby Show, the Simpsons have finally released their first major motion picture. Simply titled The Simpsons Movie, it is one film that refuses to be buried […]

Video of the Month (July ’07) Read more

Video of the Month (July ’07)

I’m not usually a fan of you tube videos where someone takes video and syncs it up with other music.  I’ve got to admit, though, I can’t stop watching this one.  Watch the video to see how seemlessly DJ Unk’s track lines up with old Bob Fosse dance moves Walk It Out, Fosse – watch more funny videos

The Future is Now! (where’s my Hoverboard?) Read more

The Future is Now! (where’s my Hoverboard?)

It’s 2007 and I’m finding that I’m being surrounded by the same fads that kept me entertained as a child. Transformers the movie just came out as well as Spiderman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dukes of Hazard, and Miami vice. I’m just waiting for someone to remake the A-team and Knight Rider. That’s just in […]