Monster Fresh Guide to the Sexy

Monsterfresh.com should be back up and running in full force in the next couple of days but, meanwhile, I haveused my expertise in the realm of the SEXY to reach down and help those out who may be less versed in the craft and these essential skills.

I know some of you love the Hotornot. com but you might need some help with your profiles.

Your pain is felt, and so here are a few different guides to help you with your dilemma. One of them is for the Men out there and the other 2 are for the ladies.

(Please CLICK PHOTOS to Link To Your Destiny)

Tips for becoming a “Hot or Not” Stallion

Disappointed in your rating on Hotornot.com? Not meeting the women that you were hoping to when you signed up for your account? Here’s all the advice that you could ever hope for to turn that rating up to 11

Tips for Becoming a “Hot or Not” Vixen

Ladies, don’t let that mediocre Hot or Not rating get you down. I’ve browsed the “women” section of the site to find some stand outs that really know how to set up their profiles and work it. If you follow these tips and techniques, your rating should be skyrocketing in no time.

More Sexy tips for the “Hot or Not” Vixen

I tried to make my last guide fairly thorough, but I know that some of you are still having trouble getting the most out of your sexy. With this in mind I went back on my hunt and found even more top of the line profiles with techniques that should really take you to the next level of internet seduction.

Dead C

Located in Seattle, Dead C is the founder/editor, as well as the principal writer and photographer, of Monster Fresh. Creating the site in 2007, he did so with a specific dream in mind. Unfortunately, being a muscle relaxer-fueled fever dream, it’s hard to recall all of the details.

I remember that my mom was there, but it wasn’t actually her in the dream, it was actually 70s heart throb, Jan Michael Vincent. And everything took place here, in this room… but it wasn’t actually here… it was different. The colors were washed out and, for some reason, there was a raccoon kicking it with us and it was wearing a holographic monocle.

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  • julia

    Hot or not? SExy or not? Sounds like a cool idea. What I want to know is a bit realistic, how do you keep relationship sexy after being together for a while? Any cool suggestions? Just read a bit about it at http://www.spiceupromance.info and they seem to have some cool ideas but I still would like to get more and more original ones.

  • Okay, I’ll bite and let you post your link this time but please read ahead next time. I think that, if you had actually viewed the photos and linked to the guides, you would quickly realize the intention behind the post