From Patchouli to Prada (Clooney’s “mystery” girl?)
FOREWARD:
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I can understand that some may have chosen to add malicious attacks and comments under this article but I don’t plan to respond to them, unless of course they are directed towards me and then…I might, because then it’s just funny. You may feel that my intentions in this article may have been dishonorable at best, but I wish no ill will towards anyone.
Sarah may have rubbed me the wrong way at times but I have no negative feelings towards her, believe it or not. I wasn’t going to come out here like Capt. Save-a-ho and write an article defending random attacks by strangers on the internet when I wrote it, but I was trying to humanize this rampant frenzy to search out her history and to stabilize it if I could. I tried to show her in the truthful light of someone that everyone could be familiar with. No need to turn her into a GOD or to turn her into a DEMON. She’s just a regular ass human, and guess what?….so is George Clooney.
If you are tremendously hurt or inspired by anything either of them do that is broadcasted through the media which paints them in either light, the only real problems that you have do not come from these people, who you will never likely come in contact with in real life, it comes for your own issues. There’s a show for that, it’s called Dr. Phil. Sorry they cancelled Lilith Fair.
I will not censor your comments, I am against that fully, but don’t expect me to feed into them either, positively or negatively. Maybe another mistake on my part is that I am failing to remove this article, but I do take great time and effort to compose my articles and thoughts and I view them as my own form of art. Words to me are something that I can form and something that I can create or express with, even if I can’t afford a $2,500 wacom tablet or expensive musical equipment. If you think my writing is shit…that’s cool. I think most film today is shit and most of the celebrities that people worship are talentless hacks. This is my forum which you are welcome to visit and comment on as you see fit. That’s all that it is; that and a forum for friends of mine whose views that I respect. I hope people are enjoying it. Maybe you’ll enjoy another article, maybe you don’t give a fuck. Either way thanks for visiting and I appreciate your time.
Now that I’ve said that, you are very welcome to continue
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I woke up Saturday morning when my phone rang at 9:13 pacific standard time. It was a message from my friend KB Smooth texting me from Rhode Island. The message said “Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney…” I got up and went to my computer. I searched on line to find pictures of Sarah and Clooney at a celebrity coctail party in Venice for the release of his new film Michael Clayton, where they were hanging out with Spike Lee, Bill Murray, and Richard Gere. Everything else that I found on the internet about her dating Clooney, refers to her as a “mystery girl“. No one seems to know anything about her except her name and age (28) but they seem to be searching frantically. Some refer to her as a possible “Go-Go dancer” but without confirmation. I don’t understand the intense interest, but I can say one thing; she’s not much of a fucking mystery. I’ve known her since she was 10.
The main difference was that she had a side-pontytail when I met her 2 years prior. The photo above is from our 7th grade Junior High year book. You may be thinking, “Damn! That’s fucked up. I can’t believe you posted that photo on the internet.” If you have this year book, then you know that I don’t have room to talk shit because my picture is actually worse. Yeah, I know, it was 1991 and it was a long time ago. If you think about it though, what’s really fucked up is that, at the time when the picture was taken, George Clooney was already a suave 30 yr old adult man with sideburns who was playing Booker Brookes on Roseanne. That’s 2 years older than Sarah is right now. When I was 6 years old and pretending that I was StreetHawk, this cat actually got to appear on an episode. That same year he started his 2 year run on the Facts of Life for crissakes! If Alan Thicke wrote the theme song to a show that you were a major character on, then you’ve been around for a minute. Hell, he was even getting acting gigs before I was a fetus floating next to a dangerous IUD.It’s wierd seeing somebody that you’ve known for almost 20 years in photographs romantically linking them with an Oscar winner. Sarah and I have attended the same schools since elementary and all the way up through college. We even lived in the same house at one point. She dated a former bandmate of mine for 6 years and was my ex-girlfriend’s best friend for years as well. We’ve been on road trips. Now everyone is so fascinated with her. I know why the people who know her are, but the rest of you…what’s the deal? What the fuck do you really want to know? She’s just some broad from Kent, a town located between Seattle and Tacoma Washington. A town, when we were growing up there, that had something to prove. When people live in a suburb like that, they like nothing more than to go to parties, get drunk off of their parents shitty beer and punch eachother in the throat.
The same day I found out about her new popularity, my mom told me that she was on the cover of People magazine and, later on E!, she was shown in a brief clip. I had been at work all day, however, before I left I had emailed a couple of publications stating simply that I knew her. I got a response and I spoke on the phone a couple of times with one publication in particular. It was insane. I was just interested in the process at first but I started to get swept away with the whole situation. I held back with info trying to see what they would say to me and, basically, trying to read the British man on the other end of the line. It was a little shady right off the bat. I got questions like “Would you say she was a maneater?” and gave responses like, “Um…no, I wouldn’t say that she was a ‘man eater‘…” Eventually, after being awakened early on my day off with a phone call, I said that I wouldn’t link him up with an ex-boyfriend of hers unless I heard something solid instead of bullshit. I got a monetary offer and a contract was sent to my friend. I don’t like feeling like I’m on the other end of a hustle and, although money is nice, neither of us (the ex-boyfriend and I) were out to destroy or hurt anyone, so we basically both decided not to take the cash or to deal with them further. Plus, when you sign a contract like that, there is a clause where you can’t speak about your story to anyone for at least 3 months afterwards. That means that if they twist your shit around, which they will inevitably do, you can’t make a rebuttal anywhere else publically. Fuck it! It wasn’t enough to build my bronze statue in which I’m holding a giant lazer anyway. I’m spilling my guts here instead. In my own forum and in the appropriate context. I don’t really “hate” anyone, but I do know that all of this shit is going to be pouring out soon from one direction or another.
I lived in a house near Lake Meridian and Sarah lived about 3 houses away. Her family was nice enough and she was the oldest of 3 sisters. She also has a little brother and a step dad. Her mom had remarried after a divorce due to Sarah’s dad being gay and remarrying another man. It was actually very interesting because he had lived for a long time with the AIDS virus and, as I recall, scientists were interested in finding out why so that they could learn something more about the disease. I believe that he eventually died around 2002 or ’03. This should be the one thing, if anything, that should really draw some sympathy for her, but I don’t know how something like that is printed for a headline. It’s most likely in a shady manner, and I know that the tabloids are already aware of this to a certain degree because I was asked directly about it.
There is a post from a guy calling himself Pizza T on the internet, who not only calls himself a “hippy thug” but also claims that he dated Sarah for 6 years. Sites are wondering if it’s true because they haven’t been able to “confirm” it. Fuck, I’ll “confirm” it right now. It’s true. Their relationship started in High School. Our high school was fucked up too. You were either living in a country club, crazy ghetto broke and hood, or stuck being left in the middle like the rest of us. I was even supposed to walk at graduation with Sarah but, since the school hated me, I was barely allowed to walk at all. I walked by myself as the last student behind a kid in a wheel chair.
Sarah wasn’t rocking $3 million dollars worth of Bulgari jewels back then, she was wearing hemp necklaces, listening to the Grateful Dead, and attending Phish concerts. When I was 18 I got in my car with some friends, her boyfriend at the time included, and I travelled around California for about 3 months, scamming fast food, sleeping in my Datsun 510 with the fake Jaguar hood ornament, using psychedelics, and getting into free concerts. Sarah made a few trips down from Kent to see Tommy (Pizza T) visit, camp, etc. I wasn’t in a band with Tommy yet, but the majority of the people on the trip were. The band was called MUSIC and we would set up shows and they would play them in random towns we’d hit up on the trip. We were notorious for making offensive and/or low quality flyers to advertise. It was 1997 and quite a few such flyers that we made were contsructed from game pieces for contests at a fast food chain that I used to like to scam food from. The game pieces had photos of characters from a big movie that was out that summer. The movie was Batman and Robin starring, none other than George Clooney.
This photo of Sarah above is from that summer tour. It was taken at a spot called Whole in the Wall in Garberville, Ca where we had all slept that night. Some random middle aged naked guy showed up and decided to lounge out for a tan and we actually only took this picture of her so that we could snap him in it and remember that day. That brings me to a quick point. Sarah looks a lot tanner now and her hair isn’t blonde anymore, like it used to be. Another issue that it brings up is that, this was taken 10 years ago and I can’t seem to easily find any pictures of her that are more recent. She was there all of time but nobody seemed to feel the need to hold on to any pictures of her. Around this time I was closer to almost anyone else but her. I was a lot closer with her boyfriend and I actually met him through her. She, unfortunately, began to take on more of the role as someone’s girlfriend who complained a lot. The girl who, when everyone was hanging out and being dirty and happy and crazy and whatever else, seem to be bringing people down. We didn’t give a fuck about anything back then. It was a good time, in fact, it will always be one of the best times of my life. Things were new and exciting, but the metalic nagging shriek of, “TOMMY!” will always ring around like loose change in my memory bank. She was becoming a girl who’s bullshit and complaining sucked everyone into the drama of a relationship that they weren’t even in, through mere proximaty. This feeling continued pretty much until the last time I saw her which was years and years later.
Sure, we’ve kicked it by ourselves in more that one situation and gotten along alright, so I can definitely say that having a significant other there to fire off demands at played a part in lowering her social value, and that’s understandable. She has also played a mediator in a few situations of drama, but I wouldn’t say that was enough to cancel out the amount of drama that she had, at times, created herself. This is why I guarantee her past to unfold in no time. If you are one of the friends that was bitched about, or had to be approached by your friend on behalf of his girlfriend The 2 Coreys style, you have quite a bit of built up anger towards her. If you remember some of the specific drama you might be ready to blow.
Everyone knew she was prone to complaining and frustration, but when “Pizza T” arrived to school at Green River Community College one day after she had punched him in the face and left noticeable proof, it took it to another level. Obviously, he didn’t want to talk about it for too long at the time, it’s not the proudest moment you can have, but he did tell me what happened. She simply got upset about something trivial and punched him. Later, he called her out saying things like, “You fucking punched me in the head, Sarah!” It reminded me of Nanny 911 where things have gone too far and you can’t reverse time, all you can do is try to explain why what they did was excessive and wrong, all the while knowing that you can’t teach them why it’s wrong but can only help them learn that they can’t pull shit like that anymore. Later when we all moved to Olympia to attend The Evergreen State College shit escalated.
A bunch of us lived in a house on North St. across from a Masonic Lodge and down the street from the old Tumwater Brewery. It was a house where the rent was cheap because, otherwise, the owners would have had to pay to make it liveable for humans. There was a giant marijuana tapestry on the ceiling of the living room and from the street, you could see armed Marines in camo face-paint, which were cut from recruitment posters and taped in the windows like they were guarding the house. It was a shit hole and I slept on a couch that was always at least a little damp for some reason. A far cry from a Venice Coctail party. Sarah was always a little high maintenance for our crew, yet she lived in shitty places like this with us. She would talk with Tommy about how she wanted things in the house to be a certain way, or someone to move out, etc. etc. but she moved into a house that others lived in and tried to change it. Everyone else wanted her out because she would yell at everyone. General rule of thumb for anyone: If someone is not fucking you then they don’t have to put up with your shit. It got to the point where, if she ever even approached me with anything I would respond bluntly and firm to whatever she said, and make it clear that I wasn’t going to go into a conversation and listen to any of it. If I didn’t already agree, I don’t already agree, I don’t want anyone to try and work me over. She eventually moved out. She always needed everyone to tend to her and people weren’t getting sympathetic, they were getting pissed. Her powers didn’t work on me. She was just some chick I’d known for years and I was never attracted to her. She always kind of looked like a Gelfling to me anyway, but if she could work sympathy out of her looks she would have. You can’t really blame her, people adjust by what they are shown in through environments.
Sarah eventually rented a room in a house where one of our other good friends and former roommates had moved. There was a garage turned dance studio there. Sarah was still sewing up sundresses and trying to be earthy. She was studying an East Indian dance called Orisi which she would often bust out in the most innappropriate moments. Her “best friend” was my live-in girlfriend and we had our own place at that time. There were situations where I would reluctantly agree to go over to her place and have dinner. She would subtley put down my girlfriend in front of her and would always seem to try and show off her dance moves or body in some way. If I left the room to sit down, she would be in front of me in minutes shaking her hips and blocking my views/pathways. I wanted to put a gun to my dome in those situations. Sarah had made a few advances or inappropriate gestures towards me, even in front of the girlfriend and regardless of the fact that her boyfriend and I were friends. I became resentful in ways because, to me, it seemed like she could be very domineering towards my lady. I always felt that she would use her to make herself feel better. Her advances towards me may not have been necessarily “sexual”, but they were definitely innappropriate. I honestly believe that at the heart of everything was a need for focus and attention to be on her. I don’t think that she could even accept that someone loved someone else that was a good friend of hers, because the attention wasn’t all about her. It wasn’t about me or anyone else, I don’t think, I think it was about having the focus towards her at all times. If you disrespect someone that I love, I lose respect for you, it’s that simple. It’s quite possible that she had a lot going on, herself, that she didn’t verbalize within my earshot.
Sarah eventually hooked up with our former roommate of ours that she was living with in the new house now. Tommy found out and all hell broke loose, as you could imagine. They had been together for 6 years and it ended like that. At that point I was in a band with Pizza T and he would make all of his dramatic and drawn out phonecalls to her from my house. This was probably because I had more of a chill and welcoming environment to deal with such manners in than the chaotic environment he was living in. This was a bad time for me because, since Sarah was “best friends” with my girlfriend, she was always over as well. This drama eminated from my house and I didn’t want it there. I would often comment that I didn’t feel comfortable with her coming over anymore.
I’m still friends with the guy she wound up hooking up with, in fact. I haven’t even talked to Tommy in 2 years. We had a huge falling out which resulted in him blocking me from accessing our bands myspace page and posting bulletins and emails telling everyone (approx. 4,000 fans) that I had died of AIDS. Yeah, were are not friends, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to tell this story the way that I saw it. He got fucked over pretty hard and took it pretty hard. The guy she had transitioned to is the one that I’ve been talking with and who turned down offers to talk with publications. Interesting things are coming out from talks with everyone about this whole Clooney situation. The second boyfriend told me that he didn’t even know, until I just told him, that Sarah was still dating Tommy when they hooked up. I was catching the situation from all angles so I know that he sure as fuck thought they were. She said that they hadn’t been together for 3 months but I saw them together all of the time just prior. My girlfriend had seen them together regularly too, but she would relay bullshit like that to me from Sarah. “Well, she says they haven’t been together for 3 months.” Whatever. That’s a random things that some women decide. Don’t guess when you started dating ever! You started dating the minute that they decided that they wanted to in their own heads. Same thing when you break up. If they had decided at some point that they should break up with you and then find someone that they would rather fuck, it’s over and they “already told you“. It helps if they cut you off for a week or so first. That way they can always say that you knew about it. The logic is more than flawed, sure, but I can’t even say that she didn’t believe it. My girlfriend eventually went batshit psycho crazy and disappeared from our home one day. I should have seen it coming she used that same logic on me eventually. Another thing that they both did have in common as friends was that they were a little flighty. They hardcore believed in fairies and wanted to do shit like, “paint magic in the woods” or whatever other mystical bullshit they could think of. My ex-girlfriend once told me that she had actually left milk out for those fucking fairies and Sarah would tell me about transcending her physical body and travelling in spirit form around her house. Maybe they believe that they didn’t cheat on anyone. I don’t know maybe they didn’t. Maybe we don’t have the “magic potions” to see reality. Maybe, but I took the same “magic potions” that they did and probably more of it.
This was all around 2001. From a psychological standpoint, I would say the following. Sarah had been in a 6 year relationship and wanted to move out of it into something “new”. Tommy had the same issues, this was their only really serious relationship. The problems were that she didn’t have the integrity or sense to handle it correctly, from what I saw, and he was allowing it to continue and to be disrepected out of fear of the unknown without her. That’s what happens. It’s your first serious relationship. I got fucked over myself, it’s logical. Sometimes people actually don’t know how to hurt someone to theri face and make young, foolish decisions. Sarah‘s rude awakening happened when she thought that she could pull the same shit on the new guy and it didn’t fly. I know that she had lashed out and tried to strike him in the past too. He blocked it once and she hurt her self. She wasn’t always out punching everyone and being violent, but she was definitely known to trip and act a fool. She had become accustomed to having someone take whatever abuse she chose to dish out, and so she vented in that manner. He kicked her to the curb. The two guy’s became friends again and I saw Sarah out of default, until my girlfriend cooked us up lives as transient mental basketcases.
Last time that I saw Sarah was right after she hooked up with some goon named Dan Randolph. I met him twice, I think. I believe that they came into the Rang Dong once which, in it’s heyday, was the greatest Vietnamese Karaoke bar of all time. He didn’t seem to be very interesting or fitting. They moved to Vegas. Next I hear, she’s on Fear Factor shortly after. She actually wins after that guy basically carries her. Here’s where some debate comes into play. The Fear Factor site labels Sarah Larson as a “Go-Go dancer“. Pizza T‘s letter denies this claim, but it’s just wishful thinking. How would he know? Sorry but it’s true. If you don’t want to hear that and you believe that everything you’ve read on the internet is true, you can stop now. I died of AIDS 2 years ago, so who gives a shit about what I’m about to type anyway? A source I know who worked at the production company for Fear Factor told me that she was scouted Go-Go dancing. I was informed that they actually had to call her down off of a pole to offer her a spot on the show. The problem with tabloids and media is that it’s like the game of telephone. Go-go dancer can be changed very easily into a stripper when skewed. From there, that get’s morphed into hooker and eventually you are a crack whore murderer running a child-porn ring. Apparently, Cocktail waitress gets morphed into Actress/Model fairly easily too, because as far as anyone I know is informed, that’s a load of bullshit too. That’s why nobody can find anything on her, because they are typing in “actress/model” on their search engines, instead of “Random Chicks From Kent“.
With questions like, “Does she want to hide her background?” being asked by Hollywood, she’s becoming an enigma. I don’t know if she is trying to hide anything. I do know that she doesn’t look that comfortable in the pictures that I’ve seen. It’s got to be an overwhelming experience to have to absorb for someone. Maybe nobody has asked her anything. Last I heard she was supposed to marry that guy she was on Fear Factor with, but that obviously didn’t happen. She got a B.S. degree from Evergreen and then up and moved to Vegas. I’m not trying to attack or hurt anyone, but I’m not ashamed of my background and I’ve been in a mental health unit. Then again, I’m not trying to be a politician or a Hollywood darling. She’s just a girl who had occasionally displayed some selfish tendancies and became clearly too high maintenance for the crowd she was involved with. Maybe she felt that she wanted to get “somewhere” even if she didn’t know where that place was. Maybe all that she knew was that her current environments weren’t gong to nurture that. Most likely, she didn’t really piece it together all that in depth, but rather just reacted. She didn’t have a severe drug addiction, or drown a baby. It’s not that interesting. What’s interesting to me is that she went from E to E!, from Patchouli to Prada, from Orisi to Go-go….actually, her Orisi always had quite a bit of Go-Go in it. I say, “Good luck in the game?” I personally would represent where I came from and maybe she will. If I was in her position, I wouldn’t be worrying about how mysterious I might appear to the public. At this point, especially with such drastic transitions, I would be wondering about if I was still a mystery to myself. Your background only has an effect of you if you want something specific to happen. If you are a gangster rapper, the public finding out that you haven’t offed anyone can actually fuck up your career, but, like the slogan for the new Clooney film Michael Clayton states “The Truth Can Be Adjusted“. If anyone knows that, it’s the media.
–Dead C
Hello! UK has an “interview” for next week SL saying “she and GC spoke just a few days ago”
It’s interesting no mainstream has picked up the preggers story and since the guy is an attorney (and I know him, personal like, in real life even) he knows not to print anything that isn’t remotely prove-able.
This sounds like GC put distance between him and SL and yes, I agree it will be interesting to see if she becomes fuck buddy of choice and if she is preggers how this is spun not to be his kid but he’s a really good god father shovel crap shovel crap shovel more crap.
She’s pissed she wasn’t greeted as the second coming of Cindy Crawford, he’s pissed he was called out on his call girl. The only thing he kept under wraps was Stan, I still swear Stan was caught off guard on this one – if he weren’t the spinmeister would have handled this much differently.
SL isn’t the one, she got her pay-off and her so-called career. GC has gone to ground sending out his friends to defend his happily single honor, really, he’s single, really he’s happy, really.
As I’ve posted earlier, this one is not going quietly. Money isn’t enough for her, she wants, craves and demands fame. Not success, FAME and more than 15 minutes of it, should she be preggers she’ll make sure it stays in the headlines as a is Clooney the daddy or isn’t he until his friend/doctor/proctologist swear he can’t/didn’t/wouldn’t do such a thing.
Anyone found a statement from Larson’s agent? She’ll swear it was overheard when they were having tea with the white rabbit.
If you really want your stomach turned go to the UK tab and read the description of the Verne Troyer sex tape by his girlfriend. You’ll never have sex again and you’ll pray your eyes fall out and you’re mind explodes so you don’t have to remember any of it.
By the way, anyone else pickup on “her keeping THIS ONE?”
discuss.
last of SL? ah, if only..now here’s a phoney’d up interview she supposedly just did…yeah, this is her talking – not…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2264140/George-Clooney's-ex-Sarah-Larson-speaks-about-life-after-George.html
oh she misses his dancing, and they just talk and laugh all the time now, and evidently she wasn’t heartbroken at all, so her friends are all liars, and blah blah blah…
yeah, newkid, did notice that..thought it referred to a job (of course, having a baby to be set for life is a job..). don’t know if I’m sold on this pregnancy thing..of course, it could be why the English press is suddenly so full of GC doesn’t ever want to be a papa stuff, rehashed, all of a sudden. In that Telegraph article (and of course, it could be garbage as well) she talks about future model stints (since she can’t get work here), and if she were, I think her ‘pals’ would be playing the poor thing card again..Even she must know you shouldn’t go out drinking if you’re expecting (why…she was pre med!!)
Well guess who worked as a PLAYBOY BUNNY before she met George Clooney? Yes, that right, Sarah Larson used to work as an official Playboy Bunny, and there is a photograph to prove it!
I do remember reading that SL worked at a Playboy Club in Vegas (I can’t remember where I read it, because it was awhile ago). But that’s all it said, that she worked at a Playboy Club. It didn’t realize she was a Bunny while she worked at the Playboy Club until now.
There is a official Playboy Club at the Palms. As you recall SL was a cocktail waitress at the Ghost Bar at the Palms and a VIP Hostess (glorified paid party girl) at the Moon Bar which is also at the Palms. As a matter of fact, I just checked, and the Playboy Club at the Palms it is directly affiliated with the Moon Bar. This means the Playboy Club, Moon and Ghost Bars ALL fall under the umbrella of N9NE.com who SL also worked for in other capacities (not just their various Palms clubs and bars), but by traveling to various gambling events and conventions working as a paid party girl and spokes model and for N9NE.
Some Trivia: After Clooney, Larson, and Bronson Omlimpieri (N9NE’s owner and SL’s boss) had Valentine’s dinner at a N9NE owned restaurant at the Palms, George and Sarah slept at the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa also at the Palms during their Valentine’s Day festivities.
I’m not sure exactly when the photo of SL working as a Playboy Bunny was taken. The blog post which published the photo was made on February 29, 2008 (just after the Oscars). However, I find it highly unlikely that SL was working as a Playboy Bunny while she was dating GC.
Also, SL has blonde hair in her Bunny photo. Deadc said he had always known SL to have blonde hair until he saw her photos at Venice. SL had blonde hair when she did Fear Factor, which means when she did her go-go dancing (just before Fear factor) she likely would have been a blonde and she was probably a blonde after Fear Factor for awhile as well.
This Playboy Bunny picture is pre-Clooney and SL is much more buxom. This speaks to a point I’ve made about her before. There are pics of SL on the internet in bikinis from before she met GC when she was much heavier set and her breasts were normal size. She filled out her bathing suits just fine back then. It wasn’t until after she met GC and wanted to become a model that she lost all that weight and looked so awful in the swimsuits she modeled in the Ashley Paige show. I’ve also seen old bikini photos of SL on the internet when she was a blonde and she had a perfectly respectable bikini body then.
So here’s the photo of Playboy Bunny, Sarah Larson! (I still can’t believe Clooney brought a Playboy Bunny to the Nobel Laureate ceremony, sigh)
In a photo labelled “Kennedy’s Bunny” here’s a picture of SL as a Playboy Bunny and posing with men in the club.
This link is the close-up:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_ixN92zk3Atc/R8hO1d8f6vI/AAAAAAAAAC8/WzxXATr3FxM/s1600-h/KennedysBunny.jpg
This one’s the original blog post identifying SL and one of her male customers, Chris Kennedy:
http://thefinalseason.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html
The UK Hello is out on stands, SL made the lower right corner “GC and Me!” world exclusive! In her own words!
HELLO! informs readers that Sarah Larson is no longer working as a cocktail waitress, and, as befitting George Clooney’s ex, is considering her career options.
“I’ve never had the desire to really want fame,” says Sarah who was spotted “being hung from her ankles 120ft in the air, eating a scorpion and walking a tightrope” on a reality TV show, having been observed dancing on 2o-ft high platform at a Las Vegas club…
and so on…
George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson has spoken for the first time about what it was like dating one of the world’s sexiest men.
The former cocktail waitress, 29, says despite her split from the ‘Ocean’s 11’ actor, the pair remain friends and she has exciting plans of her own in store.
She tells Britain’s Hello! magazine, “George is a great guy, a wonderful person.
“I don’t regret spending time with him and he’s a great person to get to know. We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.
“Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves.”
Larson goes on to describe George as “a lot of fun to be around, down to earth and laid back, funny and smart.”
Sarah, who met Clooney while she was working as a waitress in a Las Vegas cocktail bar, says she’s no longer serving drinks, and is using some of the opportunities that a heightened public profile has brought her.
“Life is sweet”, she explains: “I’m very happy with how things are right now. I have a lot of great opportunities — and I have no complaints.
“I travel all the time, I have great friends, great family, I make good money, I have a house. I have all the things I’ve always wanted. I’m in a good place.”
Sarah’s latest latest venture is to be the new face and body of Christian Audigier’s couture line — but she insists modeling is not her long-term ambition.
She added, “Eventually I’d like to start my own business and fade in to background. I think fame is only appealing if you can use it in ways to help people.”
When asked if she’s dating again, Sarah — who was recently linked to British actor Jason Statham — said, “Not necessarily.
“I don’t need a man to make me happy. I think you should be happy on your won and if you find someone who complements that happiness then that’s a great thing.”
For now, Sarah is focusing on her career, including one assignment that would bring her to the UK.
She revealed, “I’ve had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can’t talk about it yet because it’s not a done deal.
“I hope it happens because I’ve never been to England and I’d love to spend some time there. If I do end up there I could find a nice British boy. I’d be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor.”
I think he is alluding that it is Christian Audigier’s baby!!!!*gasp* They did look all comfy cozy on that couch. Damn, girl works fast. No condom, though!!! Celebrities think they are immune from STD’s. They just met early June, sheesh.
I guess Audigier didn’t want to keep it and she is going to and I guess it would have been drama to show up at the party. I thought she didn’t show because her photos for that ad were kind of boring.( check out imbd, I’m too lazy to provide the link to her photos) She was spotted at another club, TAO that evening, but who knows with her. Also maybe this is what Norm was alluding to as well, “the drama”. I didn’t think it was a big issue, her not showing up but now I see what he was getting at.
Think about it her and Clooney broke up before the breast augmentation, they DO test for pregnancy right before surgeries. I doubt if it is George’s, he would have drugged her and had someone perform an abortion on her while she was asleep.
This would either kill Clooney for picking such a horrid woman or make him look good for dumping such a horrid woman. I think mainstream media will wait and see what she does with the baby, first. It does seem George is out to distance himself from her. Stan is somewhere crying in a corner, if this is true. I believe mainstream won’t use George Clooney’s ex, as her title if they do report it. She’s Audigier baby’s momma now.
@ new kid
I seriously doubt she was ever pregnant with George’s baby, especially if she is keeping this one, with a guy she barely knows. Clooney’s child would have meant more media attention, who cares about Audigier. We know she’s a media whore, GC baby would mean media attention for life. GC baby would have meant a reality show, LOL. Maybe she didn’t have Ryan’s or that other guy she was engaged to child.
If this is true, George Clooney deserves a big ” We told you so” from his fans. He didn’t listen to us, when we said she was not of good character. I guess he reall thought we were jealous of her.
@steviec
After doing a little surfing the original article is with Hello! magazine in the UK. Most of these other recent articles are snatching material directly from that one and wording it their way. It is being described as her first post-Clooney interview. She is up for a modeling gig in UK, but she is unsure if she will get it.
I’m certain Hello! cleaned up the interview to make it pro-Clooney and kept her from looking like a complete idiot again.
I wonder why she’s doing interviews for magazines overseas and no US based magazines. Maybe they are paying for it overseas.
I don’t know new kid if you know this fellow and you believe him , WOW, her being pregnant WOW, that is all I can say. I’m still holding out on it being a joke or something, but WOW!
This put that “audition” for Audigier in a new perspective. She had already slept with him and knew she was getting the gig, that is why she had the camera film everything at his office. It was a done deal. SO sad. :(
Shelly: Always love your theories. I have to agree with you that CGH seemed to want to get the attention of GC/Grant, rather than tell a story. (1.) Could be JS, since she was in the “background” as an extra in some of the movies. CGN using the word “battle”. (6.) Although – Jennifer, not a powerful, nor meaningful name. (12.) Don’t know her d/o/b – CGN said scorpio. She doesn’t look middle aged from her imdb (3) photos, but I’m not an expert. (7.) I agree. Personally I believe the real person behind CGN is a nutcase & seriously looking for attention from GC. (9.) It is odd though how the tabs mentioned a blonde. Don’t know where that one came from either. (8.) Never thought of Stan the Magician, good one though.
CGN wrote: “But at the very least, her stand-in … her understudy laid a groundwork into a man who cannot and will not ever make such a grievous mistake again. The similarities, few as they are will at least help sustain a little greater understanding from the vast majority of the public.” So CGN used the word ‘stand-in’, however, what are the similarities between SL & JS? Also, can’t connect CGN’s reference to “TIME” & writing chapters, etc & JS. She gave dates when they met (could have been when the movies were filming), don’t know.
However, the majority of us all agree that if GC met “the one” he would know it and wouldn’t let her go and he hasn’t met her yet.
Looking forward to your book – will definitely be interesting to say the least!
Justwanna: I remember somewhere reading that Lisa said (jokingly) one of the reasons that she & GC broke up was that she wasn’t a good cook. So maybe the tabs took that and reworded it – just a guess.
NewKid – if SL was preggers, Faye would have picked up on that … All fluff to keep her in the press, at least I hope so.
It’s amazing how what is happening to Sarah Larson is similar to what Faye the psychic/fortune teller predicted above. I’m just saying
I know the guy and I believe he believes what he was told is the truth. I doubt he asked for the blood test though knowing him if he did he’d have posted the results.
I don’t think he knows Larson so I also don’t believe he’s being a mouthpiece ala Norm. But heck even NORM doesn’t know where’s Sarah..instead of where’s waldo? hmmm
I doubt this is Clooney’s if she’s STILL preggers, perhaps she’ll be admitted to a hospital for “exhaustion” or “stress” or “rehab.” Then like Pammie Anderson emerge without foetus or zygot actually.
I wonder if Faye would have picked up on a baby, there’s always free will at least in her case. I can’t imagine any guy willingly knocking up Larson so soon after leaving Clooney. He’d get no press and she’d only get the is he or isn’t he the baby daddy press.
Clooney isn’t shy about having the women in his life end preganancies and they aren’t shy about doing his bidding. So unless all of this press is incorrect and he secretly craves being a daddy (cough, spit, hack) THE ONE! THAT’S IT! This one won’t be entering the world. If s/he exists at all.
I’ll ask the attorney (blogger buddy’s handle on the blog) if he knows this to be 100% true and if he knows a due date.
Anon, dumble: Faye reads for more than a few A-listers and from the pictures I’ve seen and spoken to her husband also one royal from the UK. Former now divorced royal. With red hair. She also reads for an A-lister who is formerly a Friend. She doesn’t tell me about them only names in conversations she isn’t breaking any confidence. Faye is not the happily ever after type, unless she sees it as so.
Just what George needs a fluffer, erm yeah okay time to wander off.
How about:
1. TIME- George Clooney was scheduled to attend that dinner in his ( and the other 100 influential people) honor in NYC for TIME magazine. He never showed, although he confirmed he would attend. CGH/crazy chick, was letting George Clooney know she was going to attend that event. Hopefully, in her mind, he would see how much he was in love with her and dump Larson!!! Instead she spooked him and he did not attend. Hmmm that is why there was reports of him with a blonde chick in her 30’s the last time he was in NYC.
2. Larson is CGH/ crazy chick, stand-in, she is the one in the relationship with George, ( in her cuckoo mind a love relationship) . According to her she’s the love of his life. Or the fact she was a stand-in all three movies she was in with George Clooney, trying to get him to recall her. Nothing more , nothing less. She does have some acting credits in other work, but in George’s films she is only a stand in.
3. Chapters- Stan is a publicists he writes and issue statements for George putting the right spin on things. Publicists are illusionists, in some cases when you think about it. ( magician, make things appear out of thin air or “magically “appear publiist make things disappear ).
I’m not going to refer by her name anymore, just crazy chick, because I have no idea if it is true, but it damn sure sounds good.
SHE’S PREGNANT?????!!! SHE’S FUCKING PREGNANT!!!!???
Okay, I’m going to take a deep breath. Hold on, I think I need a brown paper bag!
Inhale… exhale… inhale slowly… exhale slowly… deep breaths… deep breaths…
Okay, I’ve cleared my head because it almost exploded when I read that!!
She’s “allegedly” pregnant. So far no press confirmation – just that “crazy nights” blog lawyer.
If she’s pregnant and it’s George’s (after the Lainey posts about “oh, I forgot to take my pill”) and he found out and kicked her out then that sets up some pretty awful press for George.
If she’s pregnant and it’s not George’s and it comes out that she got pregnant by someone else WHILE SHE WAS STILL WITH George then he’s going to have bad press because then he’s a “pendejo.”
If she’s not pregnant and this is another ploy for publicity then it just goes to show what a total bitch she really is because his parents are still alive!!!
Press about a gal being pregnant by their son IS going to get back to them. Especially since George would be the one to have the potential to give his parents a “Clooney” as he is their only son and I don’t believe there are any other Clooney uncles or Clooney cousins (i.e. male cousins/relatives with the Clooney last name) at least that I’m aware of.
I can only hope this is not true.
Or if so, then please let it be someone else’s and that she got pregnant AFTER she and George broke up!
So much for hoping the headlines would be “Sarah Larson quietly fades into the sunset” – no fucking way!! If this is true then it really proves how she’ll do ANYTHING for fame and money. How totally pathetic is that?
And if it’s George’s and it’s the reason he kicked her out then he’s truly an asshole too!
George, George, George – stop dating fucking skanks!! It will bring you nothing but shame, bad press, the wrath of your fans, the ridicule and glee of your enemies and potentially the disappointment of your parents.
Get your head out of your ass and grow the fuck up! Next time use your brain and not your “head” before you give your heart to someone!
I find the comments funny :
Robot Call Girl Speaks!
I’m offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!
Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some “exclusive” interview with them. The word “exclusive” should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I’m sorry, but I’m mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!
Sarah claims she’s still friends with George, “We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.” George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.
The dumb bitch went on to say, “Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves.” Okay, she’s a robot. Humans do not talk like that.
Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, “I’ve had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can’t talk about it yet because it’s not a done deal. I hope it happens because I’ve never been to England, and I’d love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I’d be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor.”
Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn’t she? I’m surprised she also didn’t say that she’s in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he’s going to give her 25%.
And “modeling opportunity” is call girl code for “an overnight orgy
http://www.dlisted.com/
Shelly: You are good, have to admit that! Didn’t think about the TIME dinner. Got the point of Larson being crazy-chick’s stand in, but still don’t know the “similarities” CGN referred to. Don’t know … the whole SL staying in the guesthouse seems a bit off to me. Last posting from CGN was 5/22 – GC was away in Mexico and now Italy. CGN is quiet, perhaps gone.
Seems odd that for all the insinuations about not reading/ignoring bloggers on the internet, etc. a lot of what is written, comes out … doesn’t it? Stan/GC must know what is written otherwise where would the blonde reference come from? Where would the denials of GC not dating anyone, etc., etc., etc., come from. Photos, stories start on the net and then mushroom from there. I am sure also that Boston Katie/As I Know It, if she exists also had a “talking to”, because she has disappeared. No defending her love for GC, was there? I am sure that with the detailed description of “perfect pure-blood Katie” it went right back to GC/Stan that someone was professing that GC was/is in love with her and all his troubles were because he couldn’t get over her. Where’s Katie now? Yes, someone reads these blogs…
NewKid – Sorry, thought you went for actual ‘readings’ with Faye and that is where the GC info came. Didn’t realize they were from conversations at social gatherings. I get it. I still believe you/her 100%. Did from the beginning. So, if Faye’s 3 month prediction is correct, there is still something that will really piss of GC for him to “cut her off completely”, being that we are reading that SL has spoken to GC recently. IF SL is preggers, it is with her ex. I still believe there were together while SL was with GC. I also still feel that whatever secret she has on him, she is still using it …
Faye’s mentioned a new project for GC “will change his career in a way he hasn’t yet seen”. I have been get a strong feeling that it may have something to do with heading a “union” sort of thing. Sorry, can’t get the correct wording … but with the writers strike, and now the SAG talks, etc., GC is very vocal with his opinions on people negotiating and working together, so I think he make take the helm of one of these organizations – helping to unify the industry, something of that sort. The writers strike affected so many of those living paycheck-to-paycheck and GC is always sticking up for the ‘little guy’, I believe he could emerse himself in this and do very well with it. Does that make sense? Sorry, I am not from/live in LA.
I have a feeling that GC won’t be ‘dating’ for a long while and will just bury himself in his work which is where he gets the most self-satisfaction & gratification. I feel GC is very exhausted from the whole SL fiasco, it took a toll on him – it was only supposed to be a fun fling that turned out to be a headache. He is tired, needs/wants to have his life sorted out, looking for answers. He puts on a good front. He is happy, but only has a few more years left to cram in what he needs to accomplish before his life changes and he knows this, but is trying to ignore it. I just hope for his sake he stays away from women – which are his downfall – so he can get his act together. OK I’m off my soapbox.
Does anyone care that Sarah Larson was a Playboy Bunny? There’s photos of her at work posing with her make customers and everything.
The mainstream media NEVER picked this up. Not even the rags and gossip sites ran with it. GEORGE CLOONEY brought a PLAYBOY BUNNY to the Oscars and the Nobel Laureate ceremony in Rome! — and no one called him on it!
LOL @ justwannapoke…
Now that her Ed Hardy billboard is up, I think the whole pregnancy “story” was a ploy to get attention, spark controversy. Her billboard went up Monday. Also all of those interviews with Audigier stating he didn’t know she dated Clooney, *cough* bullshit. He hired her for her notoriety and got called out on it. They fed that story to the press, your friend got hold of it and was the only one to print it. Lainey hasn’t even referred to it and I know she saw it. I’m certain George and Stan were called and they put a stop to it. Does she not realize what she does affect him? It is really sad.
Norm knows what’s going on, that is why he was building the non-incident up. He’s trying to get people curious and no one is biting, no one cares. He did state in another article that she was in San Diego, but was seen at TAO the night of the party. LOL, they can’t even get a false rumor started correctly.
As he stated back in April, “If he gets caught coming out of a brothel, he deserves everything he gets”, his own words. I don’t feel sorry for him, now, any blow he gets he deserves. He pranced her around as if she did not have her v@gina all over the Internet or wasn’t linked to illegal gambling or prostitution. “Classy” the writers at People should be ashamed of themselves right now and HB for naming her an “it” girl. Starting a fake pregnancy rumor is that a sign of classiness or an “it” girl? I thought an “it” girl had it all together.
Right now does he feel proud that he had her on his arm during the Nobel Laureate Ceremony? Probably feels —> <—- this big right about now. He was embarassed at the Oscars, making all the worst dress list and her lack of wit and charm when interviewed.
Now he’s getting what he deserves, public humiliation. Every move she makes, every time she opens her mouth, there’s backlash for George Clooney. This article, same old mess, the writer just made what she said about George read articulately, but the rest just reads of an airhead. I’m this, I’m that, “my fame”, she means George Clooney’s fame. Can someone kindly and gently tell her she is not famous. Hell at this point why be gentle, I think that may end all of this nonsense. Why does she think she’s famous? This should have been one of those undercover flings he normally has. She could have went back to waitressing and no one would have known Sarah Larson.
Here’s the photos of her campaign, she’s a nice looking girl, but again she doesn’t “pop”. The photos don’t make me want to go out and buy those dresses. They are actually very boring. Funny thing is she looks sexier in her skanky pictures than she does in her professional photos.
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I”m on a crappy windoze machine with very little memory so I’m doing all of this in one long post.
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23996044-5001026,00.html?from=public_rss
Jason Statham steers clear of Sarah Larson rumours
HE’S long been the hard man of the big screen, but it was a different kind of action that had British star Jason Statham’s adrenalin pumping yesterday.
In Sydney promoting his latest movie, The Bank Job, Statham did his best to escape rumours he’s dating George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson.
“I have met her. I was in Vegas with my friend and manager Steve Chasman last week and we were all at a big table. Next thing you know I’m jumping in and out of bed with her,” Statham said.
“I don’t know where they get their rumours from.”
The heist film, which premiered in Sydney last night, is based on the true story of a daring robbery in England 35 years ago.
and then
http://popsugar.com/1768679
George Clooney is still on his Summer vacation, living it up at his amazing Lake Como Villa. Yesterday he took his boat for a spin with a friend, and while he kept those abs covered up with a t-shirt, he inadvertently showed off his other assets. There hasn’t been a second appearance of his mysterious lady friend, but apparently George has found time to chat with his ex Sarah Larson, who told Hello! Magazine that they remain friends and keep in touch. Sarah may put on a confident front, but she’s probably missing those days of sunbathing on George’s boat right about now.
(with photos)
blaw blaw blaw blaaaauuuwww… nut. finished.
Anon:
I see Faye for readings, personal and I’ve had lunch with her. I try to limit my social interactions not because she’s a bad person, quite the contrary she’s an amazing woman who has lived an amazing life, she’s gone from being a refugee from Iran during the Shah (way back when) to bankruptcy here in the states to a comfortable living hob nobbing with royalty and a-listers. My reasoning for limitations is that if (I feel) she sees me too often or too socially her readings would be tainted by knowledge. I know it is silly as some think the hoo-doo-voo-doo of psychic readings is at best bullshit and at worst witchcraft. I will be seeing her for a paid reading the middle of August and I’ll see what else she has to add.
I’m thinking GC’s next move would be politics within the state of California. He’s a bud of both Ah-nuld and Obama and if he isn’t invited to the inaugral ball (assuming Obama wins) it would be shocking to me.
I think this is the thing that slams the door shut, he’s probably done his part. Been quiet during the interviews, allowed her to keep yapping about him and their dating, being “cute” and “funny” about his dancing moves (most likely sarcasm) But IF she is preggers and even if she is not, this is serious bullshit, she can deny until doomsday he’s not involved, he didn’t know, he didn’t dump her because of it (yes they do preg tests before any surgery so they’d have had to have had sex after the breast augmentation) Norm is playing into the game the is she/isn’t she why isn’t she here, where is she etc. But no one NO ONE makes Clooney out to be a Cad, NO ONE will makes Clooney out to be not a gentleman, after all What Would Danny Ocean Do? They’re not really that different which is, in my humble opinion, why the Oceans are successful, he’s playing the George Clooney he wants to be, and probably is very close to being.
Most publicity, at least until Sarah Larson came along, was friendly, women came and went, did his bidding willingly, took their pay-offs generous ones at that and went quietly into the dark night. Most have said being known as his ex hasn’t helped their career in the long run and I doubt Larson will have much more success. The photos mimic her ass in the air photos and she has no camera presence, Christian could have found 100 other Vegas waitresses that were as photogenic, no argument the camera loves Larson and Larson loves the camera she just has no personality that transfers into the dollars and cents that make a successful spokes model for any line. She’s villified by most every board where comments are allowed and the mini-van crowd sees her as the one who ruint Clooney.
He’s going to come away clean on this, he’ll see to it. When he does cut her off everyone is going to finally say “yup, she had it coming, look what she did to our boy.” George;s audience is no longer the tweeners, teeny-boppers or even the dirty thirties. He’s aging into that area where Beatty got married, he needs to “turn” respectable and he will, I doubt there will be children involved and that’s okay with the MVC (mini-van crowd) as long as he finds a nice girl and settles down.
His movie career is going to be in balance for the next few films, the industry is changing, the mega-bucks stars aren’t as mega-bucks profit reliable as they once were. Even Clooney realizes that and he’s trying to re-invent himself as full-time writer/director, but is HE ready to leave the camera? Leave the paps behind? Is he ready to accept that the paps will fade away and find the Next Big Thing?
He fears commitment, this “I have too many interests” – I call bullshit. It’s an excuse to hide from having one relationship and working on it for years. He looks to his parents and says they worked it out, yup that generation did. My folks also, life sucked, they fought, they had children, they fought, they muddled forth and weren’t always happy. Actually they may have been more unhappy than happy but they stuck it out.
Ahhh…psych 101 so easy to do, so hard to live.
Next up, Larson accidentally or someone close to her, releases all the private photos of personal moments.
Upset Larson was a bunny? Hell no, Barbara Walters was a bunny, that’s probably the tamest thing we’ve ever found out about Sarah Larson.
Oh and Charlie, glad to see you’re still able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.
Thanks for sharing.
Newkid would you be willing to give out Fayes number?
Upset?? After Larson spokes modeled her labia I hardly expected anyone to be “upset”! LOL! I was just surprised that the story (and photos) of Bunny Larson never surfaced when GC was dating her. It never made the rounds of the grocery store tabloids or virtual gossip sites when it first appeared. The guy posted his pic with her just after the Oscars and it stayed buried in cyberspace which surprised me. The picture itself is pretty tame, making the photo or the link safe and easy to publish. I would have thought “George Clooney is dating a Playboy Bunny” or “George Clooney brings Playboy Bunny to the Oscars” would have been an irresistible story for the tabs. It does make me wonder what else we don’t know. There were photos of her Bunny days and even that story stayed buried.
And Barbara Walters was on assignment. She was posing as one because she was doing an investigative piece about Playboy Bunnies. At least that’s her story these days.
astute, newkid…perhaps by floating the pregnancy rumors herself, she can keep herself connected to GC..after all, how many more rags are gonna buy her ‘George loved me’ interviews? and without the connection, she’s nothing…she doesn’t know this, but I’m sure her (somewhat inept) agent does. Do think it’s interesting her agent confirmed she was in San Diego on July 4th, so attorney has that part right, when no one else did..think Norm probably learned it from att’s site, and is obviously getting no word from CA’s camp, and her chatty ‘pals’ are suddenly stricken with lockjaw…
Shelly..still don’t believe anyone spooked him out of Time dinner..still believe he was doing ‘duty’ of taking SL to fashion gig to fulfill deal, because relationship was obviously over before this, and was afraid of questions of arriving alone at a prestigious dinner, where she would be an embaressment. Always thought this was a real shame.
Just curious, y’all…does anyone think all of last week’s English re-hashed articles about GC doesn’t want to be married or have kids was a pre-emptive strike against the SL pregnancy story they knew was gonna show up soon? I just don’t buy the timing..
Stevie C
You have right, unbelievable, all that attention to its, only because she is the ex of GC. CG afterwards for its head beat oneself, or GC correctly would laugh.
She is nice, but not special.
from Holland
@Shadow , her being a bunny was out before,( well she said she worked for Playboy club, but never as a bunny) in the Page Six article back in February. There were no pictures though. As more stuff about her comes out, the sillier he looks, unfortunately.
Sorry, Shadow this whole pregnancy thing has numbed me to anything else. This is either an all-time low attempt at media attention or she’s really pregnant and is trying to embarass the child’s father. Either way it is just really low.
@steviec… I guess it could have been a pre-emptive strike, but it doesn’t benefit Clooney, he just looks like a man who won’t own up to his responsiblities, by saying he doesn’t want any kids. He looks bad, if he’s publicly stating he doesn’t want kids and his ex-girlfriend is pregnant. I am more surprised that shows like E!, Access and the Insider hasn’t reported this story and there’s no denial coming from her. :(
Faye is based in S. California – if you’re okay with that I’ll work out a way to get the # to you without putting it in for all to read.
Her fee is about $250.00 – I’ve gone for years so I don’t know if she’s raised it or if that is the going rate.
She or her agent aren’t denying it for one or more of the following reasons:
It’s true, he’s the father
It’s true, he’s not the father but hell it’s press
Larson wants fame and any news is good news as long as the spell her name correctly.
Even Jason is denying he’s dating her, if all they did were to have dinner what’s the fuss? OH YEAH all those pictures and bad, evil, nasty things that were said about her that might just rub off on his reputation. My guess is that if it were anyone else’s ex-girlfriend or wife he wouldn’t have issued -personally issued on video and in print- they weren’t an item.
Auntie’s and family have been awfully quiet about their little darling pre-med student who is mis-understood, mis-quoted and the bestest little girl they ever raised.
Why.
Shelly–sorry, my post wasn’t too clear..my thinking was this was to dispel any rumors he was the daddy..and he wouldn’t have put them out if there was even a chance he was. I just found the timing of these articles so out of the blue..why run old stuff now? then the San Diego/bun in the oven (or cooker..) stuff follows? Newkid..is atty backing off this? seems strange, ’cause he didn’t run it as a blind item, as he often does just to start people wondering.
Looks like GC is turning on the charm again: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1047602_George_Clooney_Charms_the_Italian_Ladies
lady in the middle…!!!???? naaa…???
New Kid: I listed an email on this site (Anon2Amazing@yahoo.com). If you want to email me Faye’s # and NYC777 if you want to email me, I can forward you Faye’s #. Since I’ve already posted this email on this site (it is already visible), I don’t have any problem being the go-between for you two. Thanks for clearing things up about Faye. Sounds like a great lady. When you do go & see her in Aug., yes, please let us know what she says.
Since this site is about Sarah and it is fading, would anyone be interested in continuing this blog and starting a new one, just about GC? Would love to keep conversations going with y’all.
Newkid, if you wouldn’t mind, I would also like the contact information for Faye to have a reading done. It’s very hard to find a reliable reader and Faye certainly seems to be accurate. DeadC has my email addy from this post and possibly wouldn’t mind forwarding to you. It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.
Newkid
send me an email at nyc9172002@yahoo.com
thanks
Report: Clooney Ex Agrees To $450,000 From Playboy
*GEORGE CLOONEY’S EX, SARAH LARSON WAS A NO-SHOW LAST WEEK AT THE FIRST HIGH-PROFILE GIG HE HAD LINED UP FOR HER – HER FRIENDS THINK IT’S HER WAY OF SENDING A MESSAGE TO HIM (ESPECIALLY SINCE—AT THE SAME TIME—SHE TOLD AN INTERVIEWER WHAT A “GREAT GUY” HE WAS) — YOU MAY RECALL THAT AT THE HEIGHT OF THEIR ROMANCE, PLAYBOY OFFERED SARAH $100,000 TO POSE IN THE MAGAZINE
– SHE ANGRILY REJECTED IT — BUT LAST WEEKEND, THEY UPPED IT TO $450,000 – THAT’S ALL IT TOOK, HER WHOLE ATTITUDE CHANGED– MEANWHILE, PEOPLE MAGAZINE SAYS SHE’S NOW DATING ANOTHER ACTOR, JASON STATHAM (stay-THEM) – HE HAS THE DISTINCTION OF STARRING IN THE ONLY SUCCESSFUL FILM MADONNA’S HUSBAND HAS EVER DIRECTED [“LOCK, STOCK, & 2 SMOKING BARRELS”] – RIGHT AFTER THAT, HE MARRIED MADONNA, WROTE & DIRECTED MOVIES FOR HER, UNTIL FINALLY, SHE FINISHED OFF HIS CAREER…
http://www.onefmnation.com/blog/
(they type in all caps, not me)
It must be a slow week for the folks at The Insider, those are stills from one of George’s old Nespresso commercials. The media is out of control, fabricating stories. LOL. I guess all of the photos coming out of Lake Como, just show him boating with friends aren’t exciting enough. The funny thing is they had reported George on the boat with the two young women and youngman, but it was really Tate Donovan.
Norm’s latest on Larson, he actually excludes Clooney’s name in this one. Usually she’s the ex-girlfriend, Oscar date etc etc of George Clooney.
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SARAH CAMPAIGN UNDER WAY
Sarah Larson’s first billboard as the face of Christian Audigier’s clothing line was unveiled over the weekend on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood.
Larson’s status with Audigier has been in question since she did not appear at the opening Friday of Christian Audigier the Nightclub at Treasure Island.
Kenya Knight of Nous Model Management in Los Angeles said Larson “had family in town” and had a commitment in San Diego, and was unable to attend the opening.
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But she took her family to TAO, that night. ;)
You are right new kid any press is good press. I guess Jason didn’t want her name attached to his, after watching what Clooney went through.
How about this spin steviec:
George Clooney was auctioning a date to the premiere of Leatherheads, apparently something happened between him and Larson right after the Oscars. The proceeds were to go to a childeren’s organization, with $100, 000 being the starting bid. He stopped the auctioned before it started and stated the winner does not walk down the red carpet with him, I believe that is somewhere on the blog. I know you had to register with the auction site before the auction, I would assume they would need to verify you actually had the funds and what not. How about the stalker/CGH registered, Clooney’s people recognized the name, or she contacted him, stating she wanted to walk the red carpet and would out bid anyone. Remember CGH states we would know her because of the sparkle in her eyes. CGH was trying to bid on that date, she knows that is the only way she’ll be on Clooney’s arm publicly. He pulls the auction and drags Larson along. Larson did look like she was pulled together at the last minute. It had to be something really big, for George to stop money for a charitable cause.
How does that sound ?
Friday, July 11, 2008 09:43 AM
sunset marquis upgrades to the presidential class
It’s good to be president. President of the United States, for example: Check out those perks! Mansion, jet, your own army. Granted, nabbing that gig looks like a total hassle, so while Barack Obama and John McCain battle it out, why not enjoy the presidential life in more chillaxing style? The legendary Sunset Marquis in Los Angeles is wrapping up a hotel-wide renovation to the tune of $20 million, and the jewel in the expanded property’s crown is its Presidential Villa. Boasting two stories, three fireplaces, one screening room, a ten-person dining area, several pieces of museum-caliber art, a bathroom big enough to host both you and your Secret Service contingent, and a Bentley, the Presidential Villa has already been broken in by noted plebe George Clooney, who decamped there to hide from the paps following his breakup with what’s-her-name. The downside? It goes for the presidential budget price of $7K a night.
—Maya Singer
Anyone who would like Faye’s information email me at newkid1168@yahoo.com
HOWEVER I am not giving out my personal information – Faye usually takes on clients if you say you were referred by a friend – being coy is okay she understands. NYC I’ve emailed you directly :)
Just don’t say you saw her on the internet –
Anon2: Great idea! I’m on board.
Sarah Larson: I showed those bikini wrestling pics to Clooney before they hit ‘net
I got the chance to read Sarah Larson’s full interview with Hello! Magazine and it has a couple of gems that I haven’t read elsewhere. Other outlets focused on Larson’s claims that she’s still friends with Clooney, that she will miss his “extraordinary dance moves,” and that she in talks for a lucrative modeling contract. There are some more things she said that are interesting enough on the surface. She strikes me as bland person despite what she’s accomplished in life – winning Fear Factor, earning plenty of money as a cocktail waitress, and scoring a date to the Oscars with Clooney.
On the photos of her bikini wrestling in Vegas: I was working
“I wasn’t shocked when those pictures taken of me in Vegas surfaced,” says Sarah. “I knew once I started dating George they’d come out, so I showed them all to him before they were published as they were posted on various websites. Most of them are of me working. All the girls I worked with were my friends so we got paid to have a great time together. I think it’s funny that they are made out to be scandalous. My thoughts on them… ’so what?’”
[From Hello! Magazine, print edition, July 14, 2008]
There aren’t many people who get paid to get on all fours in swimwear, to wrestle with women, or to have men lick their feet. The jobs that usually involve those type of paid activities are legal in the state of Nevada, but are technically not allowed in the city of Las Vegas. I’m not saying that was involved in her job, but you can see how people would get confused as to what it is she did exactly.
On how she got into cocktail waitressing although she has an undergraduate degree in microbiology
“I worked there [at a homeopathic medicines company in Vegas] for about a year but it wasn’t paying my bills,” she says. “So I started modeling and that led to cocktailing.” It was, she admits, a big leap from the world of alternative medicine to the service industry. “Sometimes I feel I had two different lives. I like the fact that I have this obscure degree that people don’t see me as having and I can pull facts out of the air and shock people every now and then.”
Good for Larson for going to college and I would not have expected that from her. She didn’t give an example of any supposedly shocking facts she knows about microbiology or homeopathic medicine, though. In fact I haven’t heard much that’s all that interesting or unique from her.
On not needing a man to be fulfilled
“I don’t need a man to make me happy. I think you should be happy on your own and if you find someone who complements that happiness then that’s a great thing… I like a guy with a good sense of humor, have their own way of thinking, [sic] and be mature enough to communicate in a relationship.”
On using her fame “for something good”
“Eventually I’d like to start my own business and fade into the background,” she says. “I think fame is only appealing if you can use it in ways to help people. I’ve never had the desire to really want fame, and not that I have it I’m trying to use it for something good.”
Before we all scoff at Larson’s charity lip service, Hello! does say that she has “spent the last four years volunteering with AFAN (Aid for AIDS in Nevada)”
At least she knows her 15 minutes are up and says she’s ready for it. This interview with Hello! was her last hurrah and she doesn’t have delusions otherwise. She’ll pop up occasionally in LA and get her photo taken at some paparazzi hot spots. We may see her in some print ads. Either way, she’s over but she’s doing fine.
I wonder when exactly Larson showed Clooney those pictures, though. Was it before or after that motorcycle accident they were in together last September? There is no way this girl would have stuck around for so long if that didn’t happen. My sister in law had a theory that Clooney kept her around until the statute of limitations on suing him ran out, but that would have been two years and Clooney held out for less than a year.
http://www.celebitchy.com/12919/sarah_larson_i_showed_those_partying_half-nude_pics_to_clooney_before_they_hit_net/
Site question – does anyone else get an “unresponsive script” notification when loading this page?
I’ve been getting this on a regular basis lately and wondered if I need to do something to fix that.
As to Faye – getting a reading sounds interesting but the gal I really want to meet is “I speak to dead people” Lisa Williams. Now that would be an interesting “reading.”
George could go see her – his grandmother will probably show up, slap him across the back of his head and ask him what the hell he’s doing! LOL
But then again, Uncle George would probably be the spirit that reveals himself to Lisa and George – and being a man would probably just give him an “Atta Boy”!
And new kid I think she meant to say, “blah, blah, blah, not!” It’s a spelling thing that goes with that alleged language barrier! ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, sorry just went against my own good judgment. Ah fuck it – I never said I was perfect did I!
Alright, peep game y’alls.
My computer is a piece of shit and I am trying to transfer everything to another one, etc. etc. etc.
For people that asked me about if the past comment from “SARAH” was really from Sarah, I can honestly say that I believe that it was.
The email that she logged in with looked the same as her old hotmail account, if I remember correctly, except now it’s a GMAIL account.
When she told me never to email her, I thought it was pretty ridiculous because I’ve never tried to.
I thought about just posting her email as a “fuck off” but I decided against it.
There has been repeated setbacks on the new site set up, so I understand if someone wants to start a new site themselves and takeover managing it for people that are into Clooney strictly. Otherwise there will hopefully, eventually, be a messageboard called “THE SOAPBOX” for anyone that wants to start threads about any subject(s) that they want.
Thanks for coming by for all of these months. I appreciate it and am honored to have been able to create an environment for people to gather. The internet is huge so I’m glad that people have find this spot here.
Word to the Drunk and Slurred
Dead C
We already knew Sarah was reading the board, she just used us as her “SEE GEORGE THEY’RE OUT TO GET ME THEY’RE SO JEALLLOOOOOUUUUZZZZZZ
Oh yeah she has an obscure degree, she can spell.
The backlash is already there babe, too late for damage control. You’ve either dumped or been dumped by both the most eligible bachelor in the world (arguably) and the highest profile legitimate modeling job you’ll ever have. The tit-for-tat inside picture within Bazaar doesn’t count, you wouldn’t have gotten that had George not been giving an interview to one of his ex-flames on his press whore tour. The difference? He makes no bones (heheheh that says bones) about selling himself, you’ve tried to hide it, justify it, deny it and at a much much lower common denomonator.
Sweetie, take your pay off and invest wisely. Become a spokeswoman for AIDS if it is that close to your (convenient family) heart, find a cause champion it, STOP talking about George it makes you look desperate and ungrateful. GO AWAY for awhile, George did and he’s starting to regain a bit of the better press he had prior to you and your spreading your legs for him, the internet and anyone else who gave a crap.
You and your pussies (hehehe it says pussies) enjoy the house in Vegas, which you had prior to George. Enjoy your 15 minutes that you’ve stretched into a fucking year and start that scrapbook for Mummy and Auntie to use as a brag book for that Grandspawn you’re either having now or not having now but might someday.
You may be a sweet girl or a bitch we’ll never know and you’re making us not care. Not that many of us ever did or will.
Look at the agent you have, she’s enjoying the press as much as you do. She’s not at a level nor at a top agency where this is appropriate.
Oh yeah, don’t email me I won’t give you Faye’s info – I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to tell it’s you. Trust me.
OK..if you want to, go to my blog: http://kelliknows.wordpress.com/
I never used it much, and have changed the title, so…Shelly, Anon, Justwanna, Daffy, Newkid, Shadow…everybody (except Charlie..) feel free to leave comments, links, news, psychic vibrations, theories, whatever!
see ya,
steviec
Thanks Dead C – you’ve put up with a lot. I appreciate that you gave us a place to comment, to rail, to vent and, often to laugh.
All the best to you.
justwanna
Well, I started a blog to keep this one going. Anyone want to post, please do so, otherwise I’ll just delete it. I started with a topic if you want to post your opinions.
http://georgetclooney.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/george-clooney/#comments
Thanks, deadc for this site …
deadC, can you clarify if you’re going to shut this down? I know you and I emailed but others seem as confused.
Sarah Larson in Playboy? Why not? Breaking up with George Clooney has not been all bad for Sarah Larson. The former Las Vegas cocktail waitress has a $450,000 offer to pose for Playboy!
Sarah’s very excited, says a friend. “She’s proud to show off her body.” She’s also eager to show off another talent: lingerie design. She’s negotiating with the magazine to have some shots feature items she’s designing with Max Azria. [source: Star]
http://ifitandhealthy.com/sarah-larson-playboy/
LOL!!!
How is she going to design underwear/lingerie when she doesn’t wear underwear /lingerie!!! :) That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. How can she campaign for a product she doesn’t wear!!! Well the source is Star, so we know how accurate that info is.
Well, Larson apparently everyone cares about your photos and that is why you don’t get a lot of job offers!!! You should be making a killing right now, but that brazen broad “tude of yours is netting you nada. You need honey, to catch flies,not vinegar.
I say take the money from Playboy and run!!! Far, far away. :)
New Kid-
This post isn’t going to be deleted and neither is the site. It will only be transferred which means that MonsterFresh.com will simply have more options and features. We’ve stopped fucking around and there should actually be a message board up this week. That way the interaction is immediate and the topics will vary more and will be more specific. If you want to branch out or not be involved with every topic..etc..etc You all know how a fucking message board works.
For all others who were interested in the in the letter that I responded to New Kid with with more elaboration, here it is:
My latest comment under the Sarah post may have been misunderstood to a lot of people. I don’t really want to encourage people to go anywhere else because the traffic is obviously helpful to me. I was just stating that I would understand if somebody felt that they needed a new and more specific format for it, especially since I had hoped to provide one but have been unable to as of yet.
My issues with that have been with getting help from the more computer savy to help me transfer it to a new server because everyone I have attempted to work with has tried to take over my concept for my site and fuck it up.
I wanted to transfer everything to a format that provided a message board as well so that it wouldn’t get backed up as poorly and because more conversations could flow easier and branch out into other topics. As far as anyone starting another wordpress blog, I don’t see how that would help the cause seeing as MonsterFresh is already running out of a limited wordpress.com hosted format. It wouldn’t really solve the issues at hand and there would be no reason to take the conversation elsewhere.
My site is what it is and hopefully will becaome what I want it to be. There are many topics I wish to cover and many more interviews that I wish to do. This should be one of the best months yet because people are starting to contribute again and I already have 3 articles in the works myself and 2 more recently mailed to me. It will never be a specific George Clooney blog so if that is what people need then that is what people need. I am not asking anyone to leave or encouraging them to do so. Everyone (well almost anyone) is welcome. I hope that conversations branch out into new topics and I think that will happen on a message board or more flexible format than in a wordpress comment section. My intention is for people to find out about new things on my site and to branch out in that respect as well.
I am not trying to get the “fuck out of dodge”, and I understand that much of the traffic to my site has been driven there because of the Sarah / Clooney fiasco, but that just isnt’ the main focus for ME as an individual nor will it ever be. It may be the major focus for everyone else but it’s is just one post, although an important one for me, on my site. I do like to convince myself that the article and its composition had something to do with the populatiry though.
Thanks for writing, stopping by again, and your own contributions to the entirety of what has been created. Let me know what goes down regardless.”
Thanks, I just wanted all to know what you said to me, there are a few links being put up and I thought all should know you weren’t pulling the plug here.
Glad to hear none is being deleted let history live on! (okay so yesterday was Bastille Day, feeling a bit French – wait that’s another posters job…)
Larson’s personal pimp, erm pr guy, yeah Norm says:
Sexy Sarah Larson has really hit the big time with a rumored whopping $500,000 offer to pose for Playboy according to inside-word that’s reached us at Luxe Life. The former N9ne Group cocktail server at Moon and the Playboy Club had her life changed early last summer. Bachelor movie heart-throb George Clooney spied her while attending the CineVegas premiere there of his Oceans 13 casino heist movie and the twosome turned up vacationing in Europe and together at film festivals and on movie location sets.
As the romance neared the one-year mark he took her on his arm to the Oscars and even his friends predicted she would be the one girl to finally get his marriage proposal.
It certainly looked as if his bachelor status was about to end as she even moved into his Hollywood home temporarily. However, just as suddenly he stuck to his single-status MO and the romance ended. Sarah threw herself into a successful modeling career that she’d begun while dating him. She’s allegedly even designing her own line of lingerie with Max Azria in addition to just becoming the new face for hip French-designer Christian Audigier, who just opened his own new nightclub at Treasure Island.
The former Fear Factor reality TV-show contestant is said to be excited about showing off her body for Playboy and isn’t concerned about going nude for the magazine. But she wants it to be classy and not in anyway offend her former beau. We should know by month’s end if she says YES to bare all or NO, and the secret’s safe with the movie superstar! We next get to see Sarah, clothed, when she hosts a night at the Tao nightclub in The Venetian on Friday night of next week, ironically that’s directly opposite the new Christian Audigier nightspot!
The amount went up! It was 450K now it’s 500K
Not to offend her ex-beau? feh she’s shown it all before why now? Is this another step up the career modeling ladder? WAIT what’s that ringing? E! with a reality show yeah! that’s another step up (btw, I think I’m kidding about E!.)
Maybe she can do what Pam Anderson did, go to Australia and be the “guest star” of their Big Brother.
Guess she’s not pregnant anymore? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@newkid
You joke about E!, but that is how Ryan Seacrest likes them, scandalous. All of his shows are based on broads who have psoed nude or have a sex tape… Kim Kardashian, Girls Next Door, Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson.. I would be surprised if he hasn’t pitched a reality show idea to her managers.
Okay my spin on this mess particular that blog by Robin Leech or Norm… “the secret is safe with the movie star” my take: George Clooney has to cough up money in order to keep her from posing, he must match their offer or better it. Why would he care if she poses or not, he’s not dating her anymore. She’ll just look like the opportunistic famewhore everyone made her out to be. He’ll look like a Saint Clooney for dumping her, yet again. Poor George put up with this famewhore for almost a year, all he really wanted was a normal woman to spend his time with.
What is she throwing a party for? Do you think Clooney will show up?