PSA: KFC’s New DOUBLE-DOWN Chicken Sandwich! IT’S COMING!!!
April 10, 2010 in Comedy, PSA, With Video
The monstrosity pictured above is the latest slab of liberty being offered from the Pepsico spinoff, Yum! Brands Inc. The terrorists can’t frighten us anymore folks! (not after this) Until now, KFC‘s Double Down sandwich has strictly been available in the test markets of Omaha and Rhode Island, but now it’s crawling it’s way to your neighborhood… and fast. Since no deaths have been traced directly back to the consumption of this product, it looks like those of us residing elsewhere in the good ol’ U.S. of A. will be having our sweet, sweet freedoms extended as well. By “freedom” we mean the freedom to gamble on our coronary healths with a whole new shape of grease. And what’s the point of “gambling” if you’re afraid to DOUBLE DOWN motherfucker?! Read the rest of this entry →











