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Captured! By Robots @ Funhouse [Seattle]

April 7 @ 9:00 pm - 1:00 am

$10 - $12


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Funhouse Presents
Captured! By Robots
w/ Xoth, and THE CRÜD GÜNS
Friday April 7th, 2017
$10 // 9PM // 21 +


via press release:

2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story.

But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human.

C!BR has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunk humans.

In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the masked and chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.

As well, JBOT’s mask was removed, after 15 years of captivity removal of the mask serves to show how ugly and disgusting the human JBOT really is.

The Bots and JBOT’s relationship has changed, now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe… Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.

C!BR’s newly found united aggression towards humanity has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.

Dead C

Located in Seattle, Dead C is the founder/editor, as well as the principal writer and photographer, of Monster Fresh. Creating the site in 2007, he did so with a specific dream in mind. Unfortunately, being a muscle relaxer-fueled fever dream, it’s hard to recall all of the details.

I remember that my mom was there, but it wasn’t actually her in the dream, it was actually 70s heart throb, Jan Michael Vincent. And everything took place here, in this room… but it wasn’t actually here… it was different. The colors were washed out and, for some reason, there was a raccoon kicking it with us and it was wearing a holographic monocle.

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Details

Date:
April 7
Time:
9:00 pm - 1:00 am
Cost:
$10 - $12
Event Categories:
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Venue

Funhouse
109 Eastlake Avenue East
Seattle, WA 98109 United States
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Phone:
(206) 262-0482
Website:
http://www.elcorazonseattle.com/