Avatar Technical Preview: King James returns to the Silver Screen

August 21, 2009 in art, Global Destruction, Movies / Television, Reviews, Technology, With Video

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Think back to the year 1999. There was no war on terror, hope for Al Gore becoming president still existed, and the mp3 revolution was just dawning through Napster (on dial up internet speeds!). It was this year that James Cameron announced that he was to begin working on his next project after Titanic, called Avatar.

A year went by, an election was stolen, countless countdowns were rebroadcasted to death, and all that was released about Avatar was the simple plot synopsis :“In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.”

Cameron decided to wait until the technology to bring his vision to total fruition existed; I am pretty sure that if he attempted to create the movie using what was available back then, it would have ended up looking like this:

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It wasn’t until 2002 when Cameron saw Gollum in The Lord of the Rings, that he felt that the technology was ready to bring his vision to life. Cameron contacted Vincent Pace who he worked with in The Abyss, Titanic, and Aliens of the Deep to develop a new system of recording stereoscopic images (3D for us normal folk), which lead to the development of a system called Fusion 3D which uses a lens that closely resembles the human eye to record information. This technology combined with state of the art Motion Capture technology and a magical array of cameras that allowed James Cameron to manipulate the camera movements live while shooting a scene (when this information gets released in detail in American Cinematographer Magazine I will be sure to break it down for you); which is being hailed as the next big thing since technicolor.

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Kara-Jokie: The Dan Band in Seattle

July 16, 2009 in Comedy, Global Destruction, Music, Reviews, With Video

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I never have been good at writing negative reviews, after all the people that we review have worked hard or lucked out to be up there on the stage, screen, or iPod; and here I am, the lowly internet critic, sitting at my computer in my boxers passing judgment on one performance.

Last night, after focusing on my scribbled notes, I thought back to when I was nine years old and at Super Jesus Camp. It was the summer of 1983 and I was crying at the firing range,where they would train us to shoot at makeshift Liberal Hippy Pinko Commie Targets.  Sister Mary Tackhert kneeled down and asked me what was wrong?  Why wasn’t I shooting the guns like all the other boys and girls?

I stopped crying, paused for a second, and took a deep breath, all I could smell was her menstruation; it reminded me of my mother and it comforted me. “I am scared of the big bang the gun makes.  What if it flew out of my hand?” I replied.

She smiled and wiped the tears from my face.  “Don’t be afraid, just think of the bang as the sound of Gabriel’s Trumpet and the bullet as God’s wrath smiting the heathens. If you hold the gun with faith and confidence, God will make sure that it stays in your hand.  You can’t be a solider of God, if you don’t learn how to shoot a gun.

Finally!  Mary Tackhert taught me a lesson that I could actually use, which wasn’t only effective unless I did the complete opposite of what she told me.  Time to just man up and shoot this review like a Liberal Hippy Pinko Commie target.

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Murder Party: A True Independent (Interview w/The Lab of Madness)

October 11, 2008 in art, Global Destruction, Interviews, Movies / Television, With Video

I am a sucker for a clever title and cover art, if you were to look at my Netflix queue you would see a bizarre collection of movies that I have no idea of what their plot or production quality is.   It is like reaching into some crazy grab bag, sometimes you find treasure, sometimes it is a plastic spider ring that barely fits on the tip of your finger.  One movie that caught my eye was a little independent film called “Murder Party”.  I could not pass up a movie that had a poster of a man in cardboard armor, wielding two chainsaws.

Part of the magic of this movie was not knowing what I was getting in to, so this review is not going to go much into the plot but into my experience watching it (and being so impressed and entertained by its dark humor). After my first viewing I was moved to contact the makers of the film for an interview (which will be included after this jump).
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The Alaska Disasta’: Sarah Palin protested at home

September 19, 2008 in Global Destruction, Politics

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I just received an anonymous email with tons of photos (which I will put up here) of a recent rally of Alaskan women protesting against Sarah Palin.  I really have not heard much about this in the major media, so we are throwing this up to help spread the word.  I sent an email out to the person who emailed this to me to contact the original source.  I am putting the photos up as well, to help spread the word that was forwarded, but will take them down if the owner of the photos objects having them on the site. After the jump is the text of the email I received, with the attached photos from the Rally.

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Halo! Is it the silver screen you are looking for?

September 12, 2007 in Global Destruction, Movies / Television, Reviews, The Web

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In grand tradition of being a startup blog; we have to gain access to what the big guys get handed to them by sorting through studio trash cans, cold calling reps, and searching the internet for every scrap of goodness we review for you, our dear reader. Today’s discovery was that the script for the highly anticipated Halo movie, and boy was I ever excited to get my grubby mits on the ever so delicate stack papers that contained the screenplay.

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Segway into a Segway

September 8, 2007 in Global Destruction, Technology

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Monsterfresh headquarters is located in the middle of a small neighborhood of Seattle called Fremont. It is a strange mix of hippy, drunk frat boy, and yuppie. The other day while enjoying a cigarette on the observation deck of our wonderful building, a very fat man passed by walking his dog on a fucking Segway.

Just a personal note, I loathe the Segway. Maybe it’s because I have never had the opportunity to Segway joust, play seqway polo, or be able to get that smug look on my face one gets when they step onto it’s magical platform.

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