Raw Hamburger: Neil Hamburger’s “Western Music & Variety” [DVD]

July 12, 2009 in Comedy, Movies / Television, Music, Reviews

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Years ago, I bought an album by Neil Hamburger and was eager to play it for my roommate.  After listening to a few comedy classics, including “Why are M&M’s filled with chocolate?  Because it would be illegal to fill them with shit”, I was asked, “How much did you pay for this?

8 dollars.”

8 dollars?! Oh man, you got rolled.”

And that is how it goes with GreggNeil HamburgerTurkington; you either appreciate his anti-humor or you feel ripped off. Read the rest of this entry →

Money is for Nothing: A Review of an (almost) Free SXSW

April 26, 2009 in Music, Reviews, With Video

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Say what you will about our inability to beat a deadline, because we have an unparalleled skill for beating a dead horse like Chris Brown.  I only just received the review for SXSW from our temporarily disabled Austin, TX correspondent, Dr. Radical.  Based on what I’ve read, I’d like to believe that maybe this horse was prematurely buried alive and there’s still some breath in this massive beast.  Since Dr. Radical is an Austin local, his perspective on the festivities which took place is substantially different from everything else that I’ve read about the festival.  He also provides some information about maneuvering through the chaos and getting the most out of  time and money.  Don’t look at this like a review that’s a month late.  Rather, let’s look at this like an 11 month advance on the inside scoop for next year

-Dead C

SXSW 2009

I hobbled onto the bus, got my seat and looked over at a kid holding a box of cd’s. He was either going to ask what happened to my leg or see if I wanted to hear some “good” music.

An older lady missing her front teeth got on the bus after me. The bus started moving while she was getting situated. She caught her balance and looked over at the box of burned cd’s.  She sat down and asked kid, “What you got there?

They just hip hop cd’s for sale

OH…he he, I thought they was chocolate bars, he he he!

I nodded and smiled to myself, and thought, South by Southwest really is here!

Lots of bands come into town for SXSW. Great bands, alright bands, and really shitty bands.   By the end of the week I will have seen a good number of each.

There are day shows and night shows. Night shows usually cost money and day shows are always free.

I’ve been in Austin for 6 years, and that helps out a lot also. I don’t spend much money at SXSW. I usually rely on the day shows and personal hook ups. Read the rest of this entry →

Dead Alive: Interview with The Dead Milkmen

January 19, 2009 in Interviews, Music

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The interview below was conducted by one of our newest writers, Dr. Radical, back in November during Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin, TX.  We had hopes of posting it earlier, however, Dr. Radical was struck by a vehicle which held the transcription time back a bit.  He is fully recovered and we are pleased to provide his first work for the site to you now.  We feel that he did a tremendous job.  He didn’t come away with any current photos of the group so I contacted The DM vocalist Rodney Anonymous to see if he had any available.  He didn’t seem to know where they were located and responded by saying the following in an email:

Can’t you just use a picture of the Jonas Brothers…or porn?

Hence, the header photo.  All other images featured are courtesy of  photographer Nina Sabatino (aka: Dean Clean’s sister).  More of her work can be viewed through her Flickr account by clicking here.

Thanks for reading, we hope you enjoy it.

-Dead C Read the rest of this entry →