BEATS AND BEATS: NURSES Supplies Chat Roulette Masturbation Soundtrack [Plus: new video for the song"Winter", Tour Dates, & More]

April 14, 2010 in Music, Technology, The Web, With Video

Chatroulette.com is one of the latest in an endless series of internet phenomena that seemingly come from no where and blow up overnight, like a seagull with Alka-seltzer.  A 17 yr old, high-school kid from Moscow named, Andrey Ternovskiy only created the site in November and it’s already HUUUGE!  It was at least a couple of months ago when I first heard about the website, but have still never actually used it.  My immediate understanding was that it was a live chat site with video that randomly generates connections to strangers of which to communicate.  That is basically correct… basically.  The concept behind the site never compelled me to use that service and so I never have.  Since my first knowledge of Chatroulette, I gradually became aware of 2 things relating to the site.  The first was that is was more than a little start-up concept, it was already a household name.  More and more, I noticed that everybody I knew had heard of and/or used it.  Through the many comments from those of them who had tried the service, I discovered my second piece truth of the burgeoning movement: a large percentage of the patronage is made up of men cold-stroking their shafts on web cam.  A recent episode of South Park reinforced all of these ideas behind Chatroulette: it’s become a huge worldwide trend, it’s full of grimy-as fools jacking off on display and, consequently, I still have no real desire to use their “service”.  I only recently got my first glimpse of what really goes down on the site in a non-animated format, when the Portland, Oregon-based band, NURSES decided to broadcast a live performance over on the site via webcam.  Unfortunately or otherwise, their footage does nothing to suppress the idea that’s it’s a forum for public masturbation. Read the rest of this entry →

Brett Domino covers Justin Timberlake w/a Theremin, Stylophones + more

April 11, 2010 in Comedy, Music, Technology, The Web, With Video

I first saw Brett Domino in a video with his Brett Domino Trio about a year ago.  They were doing a Michael Jackson cover.  I can’t remember which song, but I’m pretty sure that MJ was still with us at the time.  Maybe it was “Beat It“.  Hmmm….  Fuck it, it doesn’t matter anyway.  The point is that Domino had a dead pan face and was rocking a stylophone in the video to no end (imagine ripping the rubber keys off of one of those palm sized toy-electric-pianos and playing the exposed circuit board with a plastic Nintendo DS stylus).  I watched a few more videos of Domino and his crew, including an incredibly successful and entertaining appearance on Britain’s Got Talent, which left Simon Cowell completely baffled.

Brett is a 27 year old man from Leeds, UK.  His stylophone-centric videos took off on Youtube and originally brought him some attention around 2008.  This new rise in recognition helped in prompting London-based gadget website, Firebox.com to ask Domino to perform as the entertainment for their house-parties, something he had never done before.  To support him as a live act, the keytar/stylophone enthusiast recruited his friends Mitch Hutchinson and Steven Peavis to round out his trio.  Later came the Britains Got Talent appearance and various other shit, but that is the basic background info on this character and enough of an introduction to allow me to move forward.

It’s true that I enjoyed the original videos, but I hadn’t really thought much about them or their creator since.  A few days ago, Brett Domino posted a brand new video.  That same day I received an email with it in my gmail in-box and it’s pretty amazing.  The footage features a duo of Domino and Peavis mixing various video and audio tracks to create a medley of Justin Timerlake tracks and it keeps getting better and better until the end.  The editing and production are particularly impressive and the instruments used to create this internet masterpiece include everything from a theremin and kazoos to an iphone and a keytar. Read the rest of this entry →

Sasquatch! Festival announces FREE Poster Art Exhibition & Gala!

April 10, 2010 in art, Music

I was in attendance at Sasquatch! for the very first year of the festival, but haven’t returned since.  That was a long time ago and a lot has changed.  First of all, the promoters were House of Blues (they’ve since been purchased by Live Nation).  Second, it was primarily a one day hippie festival.  On the bill… String Cheese Incident, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, etc.  Blackalicious canceled.  It was mostly terrible, but I walked in for free with a photo pass that I laminated at my friend Lars‘ house/gas station (he lived in an Exxon in Tumwater, Wa) and I got really spun out on some LSD, so it didn’t really matter anyway.  It isn’t that the acts haven’t been getting any better, because they definitely have, but I’ve just never cared enough about the lineup to actually trek out there for 3 days of blazing heat, 7 dollar beers, piss soaked grass, and a bunch of hassle.  Either the acts didn’t do enough for me or the one’s that I loved I had already seen a million times anyway.  This year it looks like they’ve put something together so good that even I’m gonna have to drag my lazy ass out there.

This year I’ve found the festival to be much more intriguing and the folks that run Sasquatch! appear to be making even more of a concerted effort to really present the yearly event as a well-rounded entity, even beyond the musical acts.  Some of the amazing performers on the lineup are Pavement, Ween, Aziz Ansari, Public Enemy, Mayer Hawthorne, Quasi, Dr. Dog, and Todd Barry.  Comedians have been part of Sasquatch! for a while now, so that isn’t new, but the way that the promoters chose to announce the lineup this year is.  A “launch party”, featuring performances by Surfer Blood and Atlas Sounds was held at Seattle‘s Crocodile Cafe on Feb. 15th and the full lineup for the festival was announced that night.  Now another event is taking place to showcase the poster artwork that was created specifically to commemorate the appearances by each one of those individual acts which were announced.  Just like the launch party, this event is absolutely free. Read the rest of this entry →

PSA: KFC’s New DOUBLE-DOWN Chicken Sandwich! IT’S COMING!!!

April 10, 2010 in Comedy, PSA, With Video

The monstrosity pictured above is the latest slab of liberty being offered from the Pepsico spinoff, Yum! Brands Inc.  The terrorists can’t frighten us anymore folks! (not after this)  Until now, KFC‘s Double Down sandwich has strictly been available in the test markets of Omaha and Rhode Island, but now it’s crawling it’s way to your neighborhood… and fast.  Since no deaths have been traced directly back to the consumption of this product, it looks like those of us residing elsewhere in the good ol’ U.S. of A. will be having our sweet, sweet freedoms extended as well.  By “freedom” we mean the freedom to gamble on our coronary healths with a whole new shape of grease.  And what’s the point of “gambling” if you’re afraid to DOUBLE DOWN motherfucker?!  Read the rest of this entry →

STAR WARS mimobot Series 5 GIVEWAWAY!

April 8, 2010 in Global Destruction, Movies / Television, Technology, With Video

Alright you nerdy bastards, we’re giving away some more free shit and this time it’s targeted just for you computer users and Star Wars fans  (So… basically, almost everybody everybody these days).  Just by the image above, you may have already assumed that the giveaway involves designer USB flash drives… and you’d be right.  We are picking 2 separate winners to receive a 2 gig model of the Star Wars series 5 Mimobots, but there are few more slight details to it.

Here, watch this video and then read on to find out more about the products and how to win one for yourself.


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FREDDIE GIBBS “Murda on My Mind” LIVE @ SXSW [Video]

April 6, 2010 in Global Destruction, Music, With Video

[Photo Credit:  Lucas Zielasko]

Before Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five released “The Message” in 1982, rap music was predominately pushing a heavy party vibe.  That classic track was one of the first exposures that many people living outside of the inner city ever got to the everyday lives and turmoil within it.  In 1988, 2 more gritty, groundbreaking, and genre defining rap albums were released:  Public Enemy‘s It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back and Straight Outta Compton by NWAChuck D and PE introduced a militant, politically-charged lyrical stance with a focus on racial issues and media propaganda.  NWA, on the other hand, addressed the issues by being gangster as fuck, ignoring more of the high level political figures and directing more of their attention on the immediate plight facing their local community of Compton.  Also released that year was the Boogie Down Productions album, By All Means Necessary, which found KRS-One moving in more of a political direction himself.  BDP‘s previous album, Criminal Minded (1987), was much more violence oriented and is credited by many as supplying the blueprint for future East Coast gangster rap.  Whether they were focusing more on activism and education or murder and crack deals, there was one huge similarity between these hardcore groups, beyond their uncanny abilities to scare the shit out of White people.  Embedded in every one of these efforts was an authenticity and sincerity that came through in the music.  One look at the Black Eyed Peas or T-Pain, or any other “hip-hop” disaster that would proudly try to rock a velour top hat, and it’s pretty clear that this legitimacy has gradually evaporated during the last 2 decades.  Now there’s a rapper by the name of Freddie Gibbs who’s determined to not only make rap “gangster” again, but also hopes to return some credibility to the art form. Read the rest of this entry →