Cosmic Autumn Rebellion : The Flaming Lips Freak Marymoor Park (8.21.09)

August 30, 2009 in Music, With Video

head-turn-crispThe full-effect of The Flaming Lips‘ live experience is not designed to thrive in small club presentations.  If the group ever actually did manage to cram themselves onto a small stage, along with all of the various contraptions and structures involved in their overblown stage show, the local fire marshals would probably lose their damn minds anyway.  Their productions do well on an outdoor stage, which lands them in various spots on the festival circuit, both in the US as well as overseas.  If you’ve seen any footage or images from their performances, you’ve likely been as sucked in as I have.  I’ve heard the stories and have seen day-glo, cinematic, confetti-filled photographs strewn across sites like Flickr for years, but had never been able to witness the madness first hand, until just recently.  This time, the Washington stop took place at Redmond‘s Marymoor Park, just outside of Seattle.

Marymoor is a 640 acre “active use” State park that holds occasional concerts during the summer months.  We pulled into the grass parking lot and walked towards the fenced-off area where the concert stage was located.  I went to the little toll-booth-style, wooden Will-Call hut to find out if my photo pass request went through.  It hadn’t.  My homie Sean Prince entered the show and I simply tossed my camera bag over the janky metal gate and into his hands on the inside.  At the entrance were cops standing with event staff, alongside the sort of cafeteria tables that amateur wrestlers slam each other through on the regular.  There was a half-ass bag search and then a cop, who had noticed my girlfriend’s subway sandwich in her tote, asked, “Ham and Cheese?“  He was wrong, and he chuckled as if to say, “Hey, I’m the fun cop and I’m hep to what you kids are diggin’ on.“  Meanwhile, I was thinking about how easy it would have been to sneak in a kilo or a shotgun.  They didn’t expect anything too crazy to happen at this place and it was a stark contrast from the recent PHISH lot that I had been on a couple of weeks prior.  The environment had a cheesy, family-oriented 4th of July picnic vibe to it.  People sat on blankets in the grass and purchased drinks from an espresso bar in the venue.  The opening act was already performing as we walked through the gates. Read the rest of this entry →

Embryonic Research: The Flaming Lips New Album Grows Some Legs

August 29, 2009 in art, Music, Reviews

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Although they had formed 10 years earlier, most people, who were musically aware in the 1990s, wouldn’t site their first encounter with the The Flaming Lips‘ music until the release of “She Don’t Use Jelly“, from the 1993 album Transmissions from the Satellite Heart.  Over the next decade or so, The Lips explored some of the most adventurous territories of their careers, both live and in the studio.  However, they primarily vanished from mainstream view and, by all accounts, didn’t really re-enter the grid until Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (2002).  Although, The Soft Bulletin (1999) was an experimental and personal breakthrough for them, Yoshimi was the first album that really hit the world hard and gained The Lips the commercial success that had eluded them for 20 years.  The album brought them the first of their 3 Grammy wins and, in many ways, the group has been riding the success of the Yoshimi wave ever since.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not claiming that the group has remained dormant; my views are actually quite the opposite.  In fact, in relation to their endless projects, they may have even spread themselves a bit too thin.  After 2 Yoshimi-related EPs [Fight Test and Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell], The Lips released their next “official” full-length, At War with the Mystics, in 2006.  Since Yoshimi, the group has released their music video chronicle on DVD, were the focus of a successful documentary,  filmed, scored, and released their own feature film, appeared on multiple Hollywood film soundtracks [Spongebob Squarepants, Wedding Crashers, Spider Man 3, etc], appeared on a video game soundtrack, and have collaborated with various other artists on various other projects.  They’ve even had an alley named after them in their home state of Oklahoma, where they hold their annual “March of 1000 Flaming SkeletonsHalloween parade, and even have lent their name and energy to the production of a fucking hotsauce.  In the midst of all of these projects and live shows, it is understandable why the release Mystics could have been lost and diluted for many.  Financially, the album was very “successful”, with the band parting out songs for use in commercials. As a single, unified and artistic project, the release made less of an impact then their previous 2 albums.  Later this month, The Flaming Lips are slated to release a double album, which will, hopefully and temporarily, take the focus off of everything else that they are associated with and put it back onto their studio work.

Embryonic won’t be released until October 13th but, to tide every one over, The Flaming Lips have provided a special thank you to their fans.  Everybody who purchased a ticket for the summer tour was to be provided withspecial little digital Scooby Snacks, which offered them a first look into the upcoming release.  The following was taken directly from the Lips’s official website: Read the rest of this entry →

I Spit on Your Rave: A Zombie Music Festival Mockumentary [Trailer]

August 28, 2009 in Comedy, Global Destruction, Movies / Television, Music, With Video

Noel Fielding Zombie KingRemember when there was that huge market for zombie-related films and merchandise?  More and more projects were in the works and it seemed like the hype would never end.  It was like a zombie attack in itself, the way that each movie, T-shirt, or reference would spawn more of them and breed exponentially.  Of course the time period that I’m referring to is RIGHT NOW.  That’s right, this shit isn’t over yet.  With movies like Zombieland slated for release later this year, I have to wonder if a chainsaw or shotgun would even be enough to slow down this phenomenon.  Zombies have been around forever and I wouldn’t want them to disappear, but I fear that we have approached and are rapidly surpassing “over kill”.  Seriously, am I the only one that feels like we’re beating an undead horse here?

Finally, it appears that a new zombie film will be released, which may actually help keep the genre interesting and which I will actually make an effort to see.  The first thing that caught me about this new mockumentary, I Spit on Your Rave, was the title.  I know, the only thing about the title that would imply “zombie”, at all, is the word that’s been altered to create it (“GRAVE”).  But stick with me a minute; this all comes together.

Here’s the summary/breakdown of the storyline, taken from the official movie site.

It’s 2018 - six years after a virus was released at the 2012 Olympics. Zombies dominate the earth and humankind has been mauled, torn and eaten to extinction.

The problem is there’s not a lot to do now that there are no humans left to rip apart… cue the first post-apocalyptic music festival curated by the undead.

Film4 and Warp Films bring you I Spit On Your Rave, a mockumentary by director Chris Boyle about the first post-apocalypse zombie music festival.

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Welcome to Tracy’s Love Cave: Meet The Next Internet Super Meme

August 27, 2009 in Global Destruction, PSA, Technology, The Web

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My mom doesn’t understand why I don’t want her tagging me in every photo, whether I’m in it or not, on her Myspace and Facebook pages.  The more people that jump into social networking sites, the more people who are going to be confused by them.  I’ve been using them for a while and remember when Jenna Jameson only had 11 Myspace friends and it still showed ingenuity to exploit the template to promote your band and/or other projects.  Like many of us, I’ve watched the technology grow.  It’s like handing someone an X-box 360 controller and asking them to play Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, or some other crazy-ass, weird, intense game, when they haven’t fucked with any video game technology since Pong.  The operations can become a lot more confusing than it would for someone that went from Donkey Kong to Super Mario Brothers to Super Mario World, etc.  To jump fresh into the social network game, at this point, would put anyone at a disadvantage, because they wouldn’t have that frame of reference or the smooth transitions.  After a while, certain patterns become clearer to those who have advanced along with the processes and grew with it.  Basketball games generally have a steal/pass button and a block/shoot button, etc. but things like this aren’t common knowledge to everyone.

Even those who have gone through the process of subtly learning basic html code, as a byproduct of trying to embed “What _ Are You?” quizzes and changing their profile’s background image, are constantly confused when they start using Facebook.  You have to convince people of the benefits of starting all over with another social network page and, to do that, you need to change some shit around, mess with the available options, and give them something new to explore by adding these twists.  If done right, you can leave other sites in the dust, as people become willing to take that unfamiliar leap.  During the beginnings of that transition, is when you will see endless posts along the lines of, “So, I finally joined facebook, but I don’t know what I’m doing.  Somebody please tell me how to figure this shit out.  Everyone send me one tip, please.  Thanks.  I need help, badly!!!

Here is the latest example of to what degree having an ineptitude with the world wide web can backfire and fuck you right in the “other pussy”: Read the rest of this entry →

Ebony & Ivory: Did Microsoft Appeal to Poland’s Notoriety for Potential Racism?

August 26, 2009 in Global Destruction, Politics, PSA, The Web, With Video

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The image below is a screenshot taken from Microsoft.com.  It is the default front page for a section intended to help with business productivity and infrastructure optimization.  You may be asking yourself why we give a shit about this at all or, better yet, why you should.  Don’t worry, the content isn’t as important as the imagery and this will quickly be taken into the directions that you’ve grown to expect from MonsterFresh.com: shockingly offensive racism and shit talking about those that are more financially sound than we are.

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I recently received a tweet from my friend JayFerris that read “Haha! Check it quick before MSFT takes them down! RT @kristy: Spot the difference:

After that were two links to Microsoft web pages.  The first was a link to the page with the screen shot above and the second was to the Polish text version of the same web page.  Let’s see if you can tell the difference. Read the rest of this entry →

Avatar Technical Preview: King James returns to the Silver Screen

August 21, 2009 in art, Global Destruction, Movies / Television, Reviews, Technology, With Video

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Think back to the year 1999. There was no war on terror, hope for Al Gore becoming president still existed, and the mp3 revolution was just dawning through Napster (on dial up internet speeds!). It was this year that James Cameron announced that he was to begin working on his next project after Titanic, called Avatar.

A year went by, an election was stolen, countless countdowns were rebroadcasted to death, and all that was released about Avatar was the simple plot synopsis :“In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.”

Cameron decided to wait until the technology to bring his vision to total fruition existed; I am pretty sure that if he attempted to create the movie using what was available back then, it would have ended up looking like this:

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It wasn’t until 2002 when Cameron saw Gollum in The Lord of the Rings, that he felt that the technology was ready to bring his vision to life. Cameron contacted Vincent Pace who he worked with in The Abyss, Titanic, and Aliens of the Deep to develop a new system of recording stereoscopic images (3D for us normal folk), which lead to the development of a system called Fusion 3D which uses a lens that closely resembles the human eye to record information. This technology combined with state of the art Motion Capture technology and a magical array of cameras that allowed James Cameron to manipulate the camera movements live while shooting a scene (when this information gets released in detail in American Cinematographer Magazine I will be sure to break it down for you); which is being hailed as the next big thing since technicolor.

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