Oh hell, CBS! Why the hell do you got to go a ruin a the good time everyone is having at Joaquin Phoenixs’ expense! I was really into this voting thing MonsterFresh, but sometimes copyrights involve grave embarrassment.

I really enjoyed the interview with Harmony Korine though. He looked as if he had been high on gutter dust, AKA Meth, for several days, and yet he held it together for most of the interview. You see, I imagine that if indeed usage of poorly controlled substances had kept him awake for said several days, then he would have been profusely hallucinating. So, I feel that I must deem that a success despite the level of awkwardness. And he somehow remained strangly charming if not greasy.

I love Crispin Glover, but his interview with David Letterman actually makes me a little sad. I have heard rumors that Mr. Glover is a vegan so I can only assume that he is a gentle sort of soul. Either that, or a misanthropic, soap box toting snob. But I’m going to go with the former rather than the latter and top it off with a frosting of a little too much LSD.

You got it working! I had seen some of the interview before visiting your site, and voted Joaquin. I’m going to hold to that. What are the chances that he is pulling and Andy Kaufman style prank, though? The feed is a bit choppy, but I swear I see stifled smiles several times throughout. Anyway, in sticking to that vote my reasoning is that he is not very responsive, and that makes for an awkward interview.

Crispin Glover wins for being the most manic. And again, I feel sorry for him. He seems so sensitive to everything going on around him.

Also, I retract my comment about Harmony Korine being high. I get the impression that he is in a natural state of being, but on a come down of mania. Congrats to him. I have often being quite jealous of motivated manic creative types who can’t stop producing material.

judging by Joaquin’s appearance on the Letterman show, he might be going through an identity crisis

They were all pretty strange… But the one with Joaquin Phoenix takes the cake for me.. Just because he’s the biggest name out of all of them, and he was completely serious throughout the entire interview, despite the fact that everybody else was laughing at him the whole time.